Can someone tell me how to get bubble gum out of pubic hair? It's not for me, it's for a friend.
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Can someone tell me how to get bubble gum out of pubic hair? It's not for me, it's for a friend.
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Put cum on it.
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cut the hair my man!
don't shave it clean or anything, but trimming it down is good. makes the little guy look bigger.. it's good for when you exercise.. the ladies dig it (in my experience)..
fun for the whole family.
now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
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So, it's for a "firend" huh?
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Freeze the gum and then hit it with a hammer, it should smash like glass. But be sure to have a good aim.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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The freezing part InsaneApache suggested is a solution, I wouldn't recommend his last piece of advice though.
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I think cold water lessesn the sticky qualities of gum, so try to wash it out with cold water. It will probably take a long time though. Just cutting it all off would be easier
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How did the bubble gum get there?Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
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I knew someone would dare to ask that. Be careful what you wish for, it may come true.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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LOL!
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Another good question is, why post it on a forum?How did the bubble gum get there?
As is works more like ask the question, get the answers tomorrow.
But it's probably better to not get the answer on that question either...
We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?
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LOL!!! Sometimes good times have consequences!!!
BURN IT OUT!!!
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I saw this thread and was expecting a question like "How many times do you brush your teeth a day?" or "What kind of toothpaste do you use?"
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Wrigleys?I saw this thread and was expecting a question like "How many times do you brush your teeth a day?" or "What kind of toothpaste do you use?"
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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When i was younger..
I used to stick buble gum in my sisters hair...
And the only way to get it off properly Was to cut the hair.
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Lots of wax.
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Some people even suggest putting peanut butter on the gum, which is supposed to get it off....
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Thats pretty sick.Wrigleys?
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nice mrd. nice.
I see less public benefit here than many other threads that get locked.
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein
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Aw, come on, Divinus- you gotta admit, it's a useful reference... I mean, one never knows...
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Just be grateful 'she' didn't continue chewing the gum...
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
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Ya. Cause Lord knows how many times my woman's bubble gum got stuck in the har 'o' me nuts.
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein
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I don't appreciate you guys making assumptions as to me engaging in lustful relations with women who are chewing gum. Really, its insulting.
What really happened is my friend was running naked on a sidewalk and he tripped and fell on some gum, and didn't have time mess with it before it dried because of the police dogs.
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WHAT?!What really happened is my friend was running naked on a sidewalk and he tripped and fell on some gum, and didn't have time mess with it before it dried because of the police dogs.
To actualy help, all I can think of is to cut it out. Hmmm. he could pick it out bit by bit, maybe...
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This is absurd! funny, but obviously BS. Come on dude! who ya foolin. Show us a picture if this is real. (And NO, I do not want to see the nobby bits)
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein
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Welcome to the wacky world of Major Dump, one of his alter egos being Colon Burns...
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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That's actually MORE disgusting !
Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
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The exact same thing happened to me - I mean my friend of course - the day before yesterday...
If you skillfully use peanut butter, ice, rope, gravity and a car it'll all work out !
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Riiiiiight, anyway, do you have that minty fresh taste now?
Last edited by Devastatin Dave; 03-27-2006 at 14:43.
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