Am I bovvered?

[caravel]

Yea, I feel sorry for the other prisoners and her future sprogs. Well I will feel sorry for them until they're also horrible little chavs themselves, vandalising and abusing everything in sight and making the next series of happy slap videos.

Chavs are Britain's peasant underclass. They're now impossible to avoid unless you live in a really upper class area, go every where by car and rarely step outside your house anyway. They are largely aggressive, uneducated, uncultured moronic, promiscuous, desensitised yobs, that only think about themselves and their next fix of tobacco, alcohol or drugs, and have absolutely no fashion sense whatsoever but actually think that they do and that in fact the rest of the planet doesn't. They are not creative only destructive. There is not an ounce of good will in any of them, only derision and paranoid aggression. Beauty or art is lost on them. A nature reserve is a useful rubbish tip, and a grass verge would make a good car park. Their homes are disgusting smelly tips, their children unruly, uneducated, bullying yobs, yet they can afford cable/sattelite TV, DVD player, mobile phones (sometimes 2 or more per chav), lots of tacky looking gold jewellery, designer clothes (usually the sports type that has the name plastered all over in huge letters), large widescreen tv's, stereos and games consoles, and often can even afford to run a car. All of this is usually paid for by the tax payer of course, who also support the 5 or 6 children.

They always see themselves as the victim, it's not their fault that they beat some poor devil up and robbed him, while filming it on their phones... I mean they're bored! There's nothing for them to do, and they've no opportunities! Their parents beat them up also! They had a rough time, so try to understand! It's the governments fault! It's the police's fault, immigrants are to blame! Anyone, but not the chavs themselves. They need to be sent on a nice holiday somewhere to try and rehab them. Not a problem, the taxpayer can foot the bill for this, I mean they pay their social security anyway so paying for some youth development schemes and sports facilities for bored chavs won't hurt will it? And when it's covered in graffiti and burnt to the ground the good old taxpayer can pay again to get it rebuilt! Chavs are stealing cars, racing them around and burning them out, before abandoning them for, guess who? the good old taxpayer to foot them bill for their removal and scrapping. What is the solution to this? No? OMG... you don't know?? Of course, well let me explain, we build dirt tracks and go-karting tracks so that the chavs can race cars legally, because not having this facility was forcing them to steal and burn out someone elses cars! Such a simple solution, and all at the cost to the taxpayer!

And what can the hard working taxpayer do about this? The simple matter is absolutely nothing. These scum will get away with light sentences time and time again. Hit them, and you will be the criminal, you will go to prison. Report them to the police for their abuse and they torment you until you are forced to move out, take them to court and get one of their little scum convicted and they will scream abuse at you from the public gallery. Authority is weak, nothing they do is challenged, there is no discipline. If they cause a problem on a housing estate or in public transport, people cannot do anything. To do so could cause more trouble than it's worth.

How can you expect an ill disciplined people that have no self respect, and take pride in nothing, to respect anyone else or take pride in anything?

[Crazed Rabbit]

You heartless people! I hope she gets a good setup in prison with a big TV and a PS2, and an XBox 360 if she's good.

Crazed Rabbit

P.S. Seriously, something's rotten in the state of Denmark.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Yea, I feel sorry for the other prisoners and her future sprogs. Well I will feel sorry for them until they're also horrible little chavs themselves, vandalising and abusing everything in sight and making the next series of happy slap videos.

Chavs are Britain's peasant underclass. They're now impossible to avoid unless you live in a really upper class area, go every where by car and rarely step outside your house anyway. They are largely aggressive, uneducated, uncultured moronic, promiscuous, desensitised yobs, that only think about themselves and their next fix of tobacco, alcohol or drugs, and have absolutely no fashion sense whatsoever but actually think that they do and that in fact the rest of the planet doesn't. They are not creative only destructive. There is not an ounce of good will in any of them, only derision and paranoid aggression. Beauty or art is lost on them. A nature reserve is a useful rubbish tip, and a grass verge would make a good car park. Their homes are disgusting smelly tips, their children unruly, uneducated, bullying yobs, yet they can afford cable/sattelite TV, DVD player, mobile phones (sometimes 2 or more per chav), lots of tacky looking gold jewellery, designer clothes (usually the sports type that has the name plastered all over in huge letters), large widescreen tv's, stereos and games consoles, and often can even afford to run a car. All of this is usually paid for by the tax payer of course, who also support the 5 or 6 children.

They always see themselves as the victim, it's not their fault that they beat some poor devil up and robbed him, while filming it on their phones... I mean they're bored! There's nothing for them to do, and they've no opportunities! Their parents beat them up also! They had a rough time, so try to understand! It's the governments fault! It's the police's fault, immigrants are to blame! Anyone, but not the chavs themselves. They need to be sent on a nice holiday somewhere to try and rehab them. Not a problem, the taxpayer can foot the bill for this, I mean they pay their social security anyway so paying for some youth development schemes and sports facilities for bored chavs won't hurt will it? And when it's covered in graffiti and burnt to the ground the good old taxpayer can pay again to get it rebuilt! Chavs are stealing cars, racing them around and burning them out, before abandoning them for, guess who? the good old taxpayer to foot them bill for their removal and scrapping. What is the solution to this? No? OMG... you don't know?? Of course, well let me explain, we build dirt tracks and go-karting tracks so that the chavs can race cars legally, because not having this facility was forcing them to steal and burn out someone elses cars! Such a simple solution, and all at the cost to the taxpayer!

And what can the hard working taxpayer do about this? The simple matter is absolutely nothing. These scum will get away with light sentences time and time again. Hit them, and you will be the criminal, you will go to prison. Report them to the police for their abuse and they torment you until you are forced to move out, take them to court and get one of their little scum convicted and they will scream abuse at you from the public gallery. Authority is weak, nothing they do is challenged, there is no discipline. If they cause a problem on a housing estate or in public transport, people cannot do anything. To do so could cause more trouble than it's worth.

How can you expect an ill disciplined people that have no self respect, and take pride in nothing, to respect anyone else or take pride in anything?

Excellent. Couldn't have put it better myself.

[yesdachi]

Chav = White trash in American?

[Al Khalifah]

Not quite trailer trash, think the mental capacity and fashion sense of trailer trash - but in urban areas.

They are in many ways quite a paradox:
On the one hand, they always hang around in large gatherings - yet they are accused of being anti-social.
They are often poor, yet often covered in gold and using the latest consumer electronics.
The boys are often very lanky in appearance - yet they only eat beans, sausage and chips for every meal.
The girls are often extra large - yet they wear size small clothes.
Their favorite musicians are often black R&B/Urban artists - yet they are often racist and unreceptive to other cultures.
They claim a hatred of the French and Germans - yet they all drive old Astras, Corsas, 106s, 206s, Clios designed like mutton dressed up as lamb.
They claim a hatred of the Spanish - yet they all go to the Balaeric Islands on holiday.
They claim to be streetwise and hard as nails - yet they constantly seemed to get assaulted and raped.
They all claim to have a cousin who is in prison for hospitalising Mike Tyson, who's 6ft 8 tall and 6ft 8 wide, who will come and kill you if you so much as touch them - yet their cousin, if they are actually in prison, is really there for pinching batteries from Tesco and if they were indeed in prison, would they really be allowed day release for the purpose of killing you? (I presume they'd probably just punch through the walls or kill the guards).
A group will shout at you from a distance about how you are a faggot and a coward (not in those exact words) - yet if you approach them to try and prove them wrong, they scatter like the pigeons in Trafalger Square.

As for this girl, well, maybe child labour isn't all that bad - I told you we shouldn't close the workhouses.

[Byzantine Mercenary]

yet if you approach them to try and prove them wrong, they scatter like the pigeons in Trafalger Square.

If only...

[Al Khalifah]

My other favorite is when they pull up against you at the lights in their ridiculous contraption of plastic bolted on to a feeble little engine with a large bore exhaust that can't possibly provide the back-pressure to give them any kind of start.
Even though there's an enforced 70mph speed limit on my favorite stretch, you can normally be around 20 lengths ahead of them by the time you approach that speed - even in many standard factory model family cars. Even the older slightly more 'learned' chavs who have upgraded to Cavaliers and the odd Imprezza can be easily made a mockery of due to their complete driving incompetence.

One day, I'm going to insist on racing for keeps, but knowing my luck that'll be the day my clutch explodes.

[Al Khalifah]

My other favorite is when they pull up against you at the lights in their ridiculous contraption of plastic bolted on to a feeble little engine with a large bore exhaust that can't possibly provide the back-pressure to give them any kind of start.
Even though there's an enforced 70mph speed limit on my favorite stretch, you can normally be around 20 lengths ahead of them by the time you approach that speed - even in many standard factory model family cars. Even the older slightly more 'learned' chavs who have upgraded to Cavaliers and the odd Imprezza can be easily made a mockery of due to their complete driving incompetence.

One day, I'm going to insist on racing for keeps, but knowing my luck that'll be the day my clutch explodes.

[Al Khalifah]

My other favorite is when they pull up against you at the lights in their ridiculous contraption of plastic bolted on to a feeble little engine with a large bore exhaust that can't possibly provide the back-pressure to give them any kind of start.
Even though there's an enforced 70mph speed limit on my favorite stretch, you can normally be around 20 lengths ahead of them by the time you approach that speed - even in many standard factory model family cars. Even the older slightly more 'learned' chavs who have upgraded to Cavaliers and the odd Imprezza can be easily made a mockery of due to their complete driving incompetence.

One day, I'm going to insist on racing for keeps, but knowing my luck that'll be the day my clutch explodes.

[Tribesman]

Now I am really confused .
It appears that there are large groups of scum , without respect for law , culture , property or anything else, that are sponging off the state and intimidating people who are not like them or who are like them but not quite like them .
Yet they are not illegal immigrants , they are not the children of immigrants ????
I could have sworn that (going by a few recent topics here) it was only the bloody foriegner migrants that acted like this .
So does this mean that the small numbers of migrants that people seem to be so worried about who act just the same as these scum are in reality fitting in perfectly to their host nation and embracing the local way of life after all ?

[Samurai Waki]

Perhaps we should reinstitutionalize Flogging as a means of punishment...

For the Girl's little outburst in court...90 Lashes from the Cat-o-nine-tails.

[master of the puppets]

oh, i like that wakizashi, i like that a lot.
so really there like quasi-gangster, hmm american or british there All idiotic.

They are often poor, yet often covered in gold and using the latest consumer electronics.

oh yeah they're those people alright. Can't feed there kids but 400 dollar cell phone.

[Papewaio]

War, Draft, Cannon Fodder.



Problem solved.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I stumbled upon this:

A description of Paris, from http://chavtowns.co.uk/

Cultural cross-pollenisation at its best?

"Oh Mon Dieu. I've lived here for nine years now and becoming more and more common than dog-shit on the Paris streets is the French Chav. Or 'jeunes de la cité' (Kids of the council estates). They are alarmingly similar to their British counterpart. 'Designer' track suits tucked into white socks covered by blinding white trainers. Bloody baseball caps. Whispy moustaches. Cheap cigarettes. Bad breath. Children to teenage mothers called 'Kevin' or 'Cindy' (I kid you not). And loads of bling.
Those ridiculous handshakes that involve only the fingers to begin with, then a nuckle punch, and then a slap of the open hand over the heart. Pathetic, and useless. The more extreme Chav might sport a bandana under his cap. Too cool, man. Like flies around said dogshit they congregrate around 'MacDo's' or KFC, where it appears necessary to spit constantly, smoke, make irritating rap gestures, ask passersby for money and lear at blond women ( a high percentage of them are African or Arabs). Paris scum.
Where the simpletons hang out.
Chatalet, in the centre of town. Absolute pondlife. Chav centrale. Bling shops, porno cinemas, 'rap' gear, little young sluts looking to produce a 'braaaahn' baby, McDonald's, Pizza Huts, KFCs. Thrown into this, shit hip-hop record shops blaring out the usual rubbish, tourists, sex-fiends, drud addicts and you've got a bit of Paris that will give you memories you'll take to the grave. Truly wretched and horrible. Thieving is par for the course.
The Bastille.
Another Chav stronghold. Once cradle of the Revolution. Now a cess-pit of Chav slime. Disappointing during the day, it's seriously dangerous at night. Roaming packs of kebab- wielding Chav scum looking for fights or tourists to rob. Predictable fights in the Taxi queues. Loads of bling and tracksuits almost blind you so you don't notice your walet is being nicked.
The breeding ground.
St Denis in northern Paris around the new Stade de France.
It's like the Chav equivelent of the Alien nest in Aliens that Ripley destroys by torching it (hey, that gives me an idea...).
Three places in the City of Light to avoid, folks.
It's speading so fast it's terrifying. God in heaven, save us all from Chavs."