I thought Saddam was elected and hosted a bunch of game shows, I can't believe he did stuff that played ethnic and religious groups against each other, and all for his own personal gain. What a bastard, we should remove him from power.

The next thing you're gonna tell me is that Serbs and Albanians hate each other, and if we disarm one side the side with the guns will only use the guns for sport. What do you think this is, real life?