3 N.C. Men Charged With Performing Castrations in Sadomasochistic 'Dungeon'

[Lemur]

Hey, if you've never had your sac amputated, then you can't know how wonderful it is. I mean, I remember the last time I had a non-licensed person take a knife to my testes. What a good time we had! What laughs! And when he incorrectly attempted to insert and IV, oh how we all kidded each other. Good times, good times.

Wait a minute, that didn't happen to me. These people are crazy. Nevermind.

But I will find an unlicensed surgeon to turn me into a World of Warcraft elf. Oh yeah. My elfectomy is only a matter of time and money. And a ticket to Tijuana.