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    Default Hottest Chilli in the World!

    They are that hot you need gloves to handle them, you have to prepare them outside, for the fumes may blind you and if you eat a full one you may well be hospitalized.

    I want one!!!!

    They knew the 2cm-long specimens were hot because they had to wear gloves and remove the seeds outdoors when preparing them for drying, but had no idea they had grown a record-breaker.
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    “It has a refreshing smell and a very good taste but you don’t want too much of it. It is a killer chilli and you have to be careful and wash your hands and the cutting board. If you don’t know what you are doing it could blow your head off.”
    chilli-here

    So what do you think Beirut? You going to try one?
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Default Re: Hottest Chilli in the World!

    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache


    So what do you think Beirut? You going to try one?
    900,000 on the Scolville scale?!?

    ...thump

    I've read about stuff like this. Dave's Insanity makes an industrial "hot sauce" that only requires one or two drops per gallon of food. The bottle comes sealed in a seperate container and has serious warnings on it.

    No, I'll stick to peppers that wound, not kill.

    Oh boy that's good, I'm feeling faint... More please!
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    The Original Hottest Sauce in the Universe! The only sauce to be banned from the National Fiery Foods Show. Also, strips waxed floors and removes driveway grease stains. Enjoy!

    Probably the most famous gourmet hot sauce in history.

    Heat Scale: 9
    Scoville Units: 51,000

    Ingredients include: Tomato sauce, onions, hot pepper extract, hot peppers, vinegar, spices, soy oil, garlic and salt
    http://www.chilefarm.co.uk/daves_ins...hot_sauce.html

    Thanks for the info, I think I'll try this.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    I haven't had chilli in such a long time...


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    The hottest thing I've ever had is a drop of Da' Bomb - The Final Answer. At 1.5 million scoville units, I know I can live through just about anything. I was 'dared' to have it, and I dipped a toothpick in the bottle and put it on my tongue. At first, I thought it was nothing, but it started to kick in a few seconds later. It spread from the tip of my tongue back, and all over in my mouth. My God! It was so intense all I could do was sit there and try not to cry for twenty minutes. When it spreads to the back of your throat, you fear for your life, praying that it won't make it swell. Of course, milk just had the same effect on it as water does with even lightweight spices, and it only helped to spread the hot sauce around more. The moral of the story is, when they say not for direct consumption, they mean it; put it in a BIG dish of food.
    Last edited by Kanamori; 04-01-2006 at 22:32.

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    LMFAO nice tale mate...

    Now listen kiddies, first aid for chilli burns is as follows:

    NO WATER, under any circumstances, this is crucial.

    Nan bread, Chappattis, bread of any sort really. But the aforementioned are better.

    DO NOT WIPE EYES....

    Get the yoghurt thingy and use it as a mouthwash. this will alleivate the pain, somewhat.

    Give your partner oral sex, just to see her eyes water..
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Default Re: Hottest Chilli in the World!

    Some reviews of this stuff: "Our first adventure into toxic sauces, we all tried a blip off the end of a spoon. WHOOOA
    Managed to reduce a guy at work to a dribbling mess. His jaw was swinging /dribbling and he was moaning"

    "My butt is crying for mercy! I took 2 drops on a dorito and about 10 minutes later me butt was flaming and stomach was turning. My butt burned for 2 days straight. Be careful as this sauce will burn your butt and have you running back for more!"

    "People...

    Wear latex gloves when handling open bottle...

    Your nether regions will thank you for not burning them with invisible radioactive Da Bomb residue...

    Do I need to mention that oral sex is out of the question for 24 hours?"

    "have tried the red savina habanero before and i wanted something hotter so i got the bomb final answer and it was my mistake for having 2 drops on a small piece of chip and i found my self rolling around in pain but good."

    "It's like I imagine it if Satan pisses down your throat!!! These people could make more money selling this **** to NATO as a chemical weapon. Maybe this is the stuff Sadam Hussein sprayed on the Kurds? I dunno... I like it, but I'm an idiot. The flavor is really, really good, but like others say, you only taste it for a few fractions of a second."

    "Holy crap my butt was burning. My wife had to calm me down to make me feel better. After about an hour I started to puke and my mouth was burning like I just put my tounge in a fire. All I can say is that if you try this it feels like hell!"

    I challenge you to try it, responsibly of course. Before I never thought anything at all could be that hot, it's educational.

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