what is your fantasy news headline?

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 04-03-2006, 21:51

Superman sighted in Metropolis!

In shock move, clothes banned on attractive women between 18 and 25.

**The Wizard** · 04-03-2006, 22:10

Dutch Government endorses Chuck Norris
"Now we can get our bikes back," commented one minister.

EU annexes Belorus
What Revolution?

Libertarian world government a fact
Where did the commies go?

"Solypsist" becomes president of said world government
His propaganda became legal that instant.

**The_Doctor** · 04-03-2006, 22:13

Bartix conquers America

1400 post.

**The Wizard** · 04-03-2006, 22:18

Pigs fly
North Korea annexed South.

**lars573** · 04-03-2006, 23:19

Daleks conquer North Korea, flying blue phone booth sighted over South Korea.

**Kralizec** · 04-03-2006, 23:36

Scientology is false
Xenu turns out to be an "ok guy"

**Dâriûsh** · 04-03-2006, 23:56

President Ahmadinejad opens strip club on Khorramshahr Avenue
Tehran, February 11, IRNA: “…I felt the need for change, you know, heh heh, trying out something new.” IRNA quotes the president as saying at the opening banquet, attended by all twelve Guardian Council members…