So, I've had a couple drinks and I am browsing the Org, minding my own business. When I get the call. At just before 8pm PST from a telemarketer.

heh. Time to play.


I answer, "hello?"

He says, "Hi, this is Tom, calling about your student loans..."

I say, "Oh Hi! Hey can you give me one second? Hold on, I'll be right back with you."

....Five minutes pass by...

I say, "Are you still there?"

He says, "Hi..."

I say, "Sorry. Hold on one sec, I'll be right with ya..."

...Five minutes pass by...

I say, "Hey, are you still there?"

He says, "Yes. Hi, this is Tom. I'm calling from a non-profit organziation..."

I say, "Damn. I'm sorry, can you hold on for just one more minute please?"

He says, "sure..."

...five minutes pass by...

I say, "Hey thanks for holding. How do you like your ****ing time wasted? So don't waste my ****ing time you Son of a *****!!!!"

*CLICK* I hung up.

Heh. What's your dirtiest trick?