The Drunkards Tavern

[Reverend Joe]

Guys. the room is spinnign, I've been psoting my most inetlligient post I have ever posted around the TW community tonight. That's not a godo sidgn. OHoly f&&k, I don't even know who I aM! WHO AM I!?!?!?!?!?!!

Acid?

[Divinus Arma]

I got smashed last night and broke all of my gambling rules at an Indian Casino. Broke every damn rule. And lost $300 at the tables.

[Vladimir]

Must have been a traumatic experience for you to change your subtitle.

[Reverend Joe]

ORG DRINKING PARTY!

Yes, another one... brought to you by the drunks of the Org.

This Friday!

Come to the chatroom around 10:30 or so. It ends when the interesting people fall asleep/pass out/vomit/die.

Come one, come all; preferably drunk, and the more, the better, but sober is okay*, too.

*Please do not come to the party if you find drunks and alcohol abuse offensive, or if you expect to have a serious, sober conversation. Hopefully, there will be so many alcoholic fumes, they will actually travel through cyberspace. Fair warning.

[Vladimir]

Umm, dude, what time zone?

[Reverend Joe]

That's 10:30 Eastern Standard Time.

Kinda late for the Continent, I know, but this is based in America, so... too bad.

[Vladimir]

I downloaded the mIRC chat thing but haven't used the program in about 10 years. Once I get to the hiz-ouse I'll be crying like a beotch asking for help to find the right room.

[Reverend Joe]

Try Java. I honestly don't see any difference between the two.

[Reverend Joe]

Try Java. I honestly don't see any difference between the two.

[Vladimir]

I do, Java locks up my computer.

[Divinus Arma]

I'll stop by, but I can't go too hard. I am hosting a Kegger tomorrow in celebration of my exit from military service.

I have 64 gallons of Sierra Nevada on draught just waiting in my refridgerator right now.

[GoreBag]

Wait...64 gallons in one fridge?

[Divinus Arma]

Wait...64 gallons in one fridge?

It's a keg. I had to dismantle part of my fridge to fit it in. And now it is the only thing in there.

Luckily I have two refridgerators: One for food and one for drinks.

[GoreBag]

Someone should invent a self-refrigerating keg.

[Divinus Arma]

They do : http://www.beveragefactory.com/refrigerators/beer.shtml

Kegger just started. waiting for folks. I dove in erly.

[Divinus Arma]

Whew. Good thing the org was havgin iseeus last night/this morning. I was bombed and I tried to log in here before going to bed. That was rough. I am surprised I lived. The wife counted 6 shots of Jack and I know I had more than a dozen 16oz cups of Sierra Nevada, but probably more. I put myself on a PAS device in the past, so I know what I feel like up to .16%. I must have been a .40%, near coma or something.

[Moros]

better luck next time

but .40%? That is indeed not one glass of beer... Great googly moogly. I bet you didn't tell you wife? Cause I could imagine that would get her quite mad, .40%!
Anyway I'd be carefull if I was you, I mean if you had drunk some more or something with more alcohol in it... Don't underrstand me wrong there's nothing wrong with getting drunk from time to time. But you really must not go to far with it. Certainly as you're a father.

[GoreBag]

They do : http://www.beveragefactory.com/refrigerators/beer.shtml

Kegger just started. waiting for folks. I dove in erly.

Aw, Toshi...six hundred bucks.

[Divinus Arma]

better luck next time

but .40%? That is indeed not one glass of beer... Great googly moogly. I bet you didn't tell you wife? Cause I could imagine that would get her quite mad, .40%!
Anyway I'd be carefull if I was you, I mean if you had drunk some more or something with more alcohol in it... Don't underrstand me wrong there's nothing wrong with getting drunk from time to time. But you really must not go to far with it. Certainly as you're a father.

She was there. She's used to it. That was my last real excuse. Time to be old now.

[Divinus Arma]

Dude I can;t believe it. My wife salvaged the rest of the keg b yusing every conceivable container to store the booze: water bottles, pitchers, an old 1 gallon bacardi bottle, jugs, galssware, even a giant party bowl for chips!

We must have like 7 or 10 galons of leftover ale sitting in the garage firdge.

I drank a little myself today too. I hop it keeps. What anawesome wife I have. She really loves me... hmmm... or she likes to save money and knows that I'll buy beer anyway and that she would rather I have free old stale beer from the kegger than expensive new feresh breer.

I think its love..,.

[Moros]

you're one of kind, you know that. One of a kind. lol.

[Vladimir]

Marriage made in heaven!

[Oaty]

Beer good napster bad

[Divinus Arma]

I drank a gallon of letovers. They had "fizz". Now I'm drinkiong flat s***.

[Divinus Arma]

Anybody wanna get drunbk on the org tonight.? I already started with wine tasting. Went to six wineries. Now Its time to really get my alc on.

[Strike For The South]

School starts tommorow but I would like some amusement in the chat eh eh?

[Reverend Joe]

GET IN THE DAMN CHATROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!! IM SIPPING BOURBON AND IM BORED !!!



Mithrandir : edited language

[Divinus Arma]

Chat went poo poo.

I was also raised as a Muslim.

[Strike For The South]

heheheeheheeehhehe

[Divinus Arma]

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh drunk. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
want


to
sty awke frk it

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



yuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



werfqqwvjqvjknklvknllo owcjjackl and coke drunk

jack and coke
drunplk
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh its kltelate. like 2 am or dsomethintg bluuuuhhhhhhh

eat pun tang and sleep



spellelllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppp