The Drunkards Tavern

[Andres]

Hm, well, here I am.

I had diner with my wife. She cooked a delicious meal. And she insisted on making the bottle of wine empty.

I swear, it wasn't me, it was her.

Now I'm sitting here behind my keyboard. Feeling a bit drunk.

Oh

We forgot a digustiefke. Hm, in Englisch it's a digustive? Dygustif? Whatever.

Think we have some amaretto in the ... kast? Barkast? bwah, learn dutch.

K zenne weg. Dada.

[CrossLOPER]

Nasty eastern Georgain wine makes me laugh uncontrollably. Also, my dog's face is hilarious.

[Don Corleone]

Not quite drunk yet, but this yummy chianti has me well on my way. My wife's best friend is up visiting, so I cooked a nice dinner, poured some wine, and they've all gone to bed. However, wifey's pal showed me how to do playlists on my IPOD. Wholy holy shit, this is amazing. I've just been importing what I've already owned... then I found the I-tunes store. I most owe them a hundred bucks dowloading everything known to man from the 80's/90's. Not sure playlists are okay to publish, but here's one I recommend for getting the blood pressure fired up:

1) Bittersweet symphony: the Verve
2) More Human than Human: White Zombie
3) She Sells Sanctuary: the Cult
4) Got the Life: Korn
5) Killing in the Name Of: Rage Against the Machine
6) Disappointed: Public Image Limited
7) Whatever: Godsmack
8) Spirit of 76: the Alarm
9) Rush: B(ig) A(udio) D(ynamite)
10) Dragula: Rob Zombie
11) Nookie: Limp Bizkit
12) Clubbed to Death: Rob Dougan

I swear, listen to this once or twice and let alone your own house, you'll paint every building in town.... You just can't sit still.

[Ice]

Once again drinking screws me over. My drunk roommate and I (I wasn't nearly as drunk) almost got into a fist fight last night.

[CrossLOPER]

That chick on TV guide is hot.

[Divinus Arma]

I am fairly drun*... No. Buzzed. If I were drunk, I couldn't type. Watched the game today and was dissapointed by the Chargers loss. Damn Rivers needs to buckle down and be willing to take the hit. Meanwhile, Schottenheimer needs to play less conservatively. Even worse, the Chargers defense is not playing like the #1 rated D in the league. What the hell? Granted, the Chiefs are hard team to play in the sea of red at KC. But that is no excuse. These are the games that San Diego needs to win of they ae going to win the conference, much less even the division.

Many beers, a fine cigar, and one premium 12 yr age scotch later from my secret stash. Here I am.

Sushi later tonight with some Soju Korean Saki. I may be back in this thread. Good thing mommy is bonding with the babe.

[CrossLOPER]

I just threw something at the wall and it is not there. I have moved everything to the other side of the room and I still do not see it. Where the hell is It?

[Vladimir]

I am fairly drun*... No. Buzzed. If I were drunk, I couldn't type. Watched the game today and was dissapointed by the Chargers loss. Damn Rivers needs to buckle down and be willing to take the hit. Meanwhile, Schottenheimer needs to play less conservatively. Even worse, the Chargers defense is not playing like the #1 rated D in the league. What the hell? Granted, the Chiefs are hard team to play in the sea of red at KC. But that is no excuse. These are the games that San Diego needs to win of they ae going to win the conference, much less even the division.

DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS!!!

No I'm not drunk.

[Andres]

Well, I felt those belonged here


http://standaard.typepad.com/kreten_...nuchter_1.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaWNLqRpOms

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

It are two movies concerning a belgian politician who obtained an amazing amount of votes in his town. Apparently he celebrated his results before this interviews. The first interview is with Mister Daerden alone, the second one is him and his son (also a politician) who looks a bit, hm embarrassed.

[CrossLOPER]

Well, I felt those belonged here


http://standaard.typepad.com/kreten_...nuchter_1.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaWNLqRpOms

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

It are two movies concerning a belgian politician who obtained an amazing amount of votes in his town. Apparently he celebrated his results before this interviews. The first interview is with Mister Daerden alone, the second one is him and his son (also a politician) who looks a bit, hm embarrassed.

I can't look like that going out. I'd lose everything. At least he kept his composure, for the most part anyway.

[CrossLOPER]

This day feels slow. I think I'll speed it up a bit. Maybe I'll get something done and not know about it until later. Perhaps I'll feel a sense of accomplishment when I find out! ...or fall into a panic contemplating the jail time I'll be facing. Oh well.

Cheers!

[Mikeus Caesar]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE ONY CHANCE I GET TO POST IN THIS THRESD.

I am so drunk right now. I drank so much last night that i'm still drunk now, and it's 9:10AM!

There were so many boobies...it was wonderful...my mouth tastes of ashtray and boobies!

Ahahahahaha...

Roffle.

I'm gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow...

EDIT: I'm amazed i managed to type this post...i'm AMAZED I FOUND THE EDIT BUTTON.

Oh god i'm so wobbly. If this chair didn't have arm-rests i'd be falling off.

EDIT: I can't stop thinking about teh boobs...i love teh boobs.

Hahahahahaaa.a.aaaaaaaaaa..........

EDITEDDIT: Where'd my hat go? I've lost me hat...

[Don Corleone]

Heineken is GOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!

Does anybody else think Kommodus is undead in Godfather?

[discovery1]

Ugh. My headis spinning. Who the hell is Cindy? She wrote she loves me on my door. I better have some water. I don't want to be hungover in front of my mom tomorrow.....

[Ice]

Ugh. My headis spinning. Who the hell is Cindy? She wrote she loves me on my door. I better have some water. I don't want to be hungover in front of my mom tomorrow.....

Isn't that great?

[discovery1]

Isn't that great?

You lost me dude.

YES! MINIMAL HANGOVER!

[Kanamori]

Sweet, bubbly, wine...:drool: raiding my friends cabinet was a good idea, and I'd do it all over again.

(State St. Halloween Party tonight, I'll definitely get my chance for drink.)

[Reverend Joe]

Be it sight, sound, the smell, the touch.
Theres something,
Inside that we need so much,
The sight of a touch, or the scent of a sound,
Or the strength of an arquebus deep in the ground.
The wonder of flowers, to be covered, and then to burst up,
Thru tarmack, to the sun again,
Or to fly to the sun without burning a wing,
To lie in the meadow and hear the grass sing,
To have all these things in our memories hoard,
And to use them,
To help us,
To find...

[CrossLOPER]

Sasaki said I belong here, as if I didn't know that already!

Whatever. Anyway, CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!

[Ice]

You lost me dude.

YES! MINIMAL HANGOVER!

"who the hell is cindy?"

I've opened my phone book the next day and have had 5 new numbers which I don't remember getting.

[Ser Clegane]

Just have been (for the first time in ca. 18 months) for a whisky-tasting at one of my favourite pubs (that serves about 100 different whiskys).

4 of the 6 whiskys we tasted (and just for fun of it the barkeeper also added a rum that happened to age in a whisky/sherry cask) had cask strength, one even had a whopping 63.9% (a very young Caol Ila that literally burned your brains away - but in a nice, fuzzy way).

Now I am feeling warm and happy and just wait for Mrs Clegane to feed me some dinner before I slumber away this evening

[Mithrandir]

Now I am feeling warm and happy and just wait for Mrs Clegane to feed me some dinner before I slumber away this evening

Enjoy your meal and your evenening... while the hangover hasn't arrived yet.

[CrossLOPER]

Thought for after my exam on Wednesday: I wonder how much bourbon it would take before I need to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

[Ser Clegane]

Enjoy your meal and your evenening... while the hangover hasn't arrived yet.

I always wanted to ask the innkeeper why on earthy he hosts these whisky tastings on a Sunday - but for some reason, once I am there drinking I never remember to ask him...

[discovery1]

Thought for after my exam on Wednesday: I wonder how much bourbon it would take before I need to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

After my physics exam on Wednesday I'll be going on a bar crawl. I will contemplate the question then.

[Kanamori]

I've opened my phone book the next day and have had 5 new numbers which I don't remember getting.

Same happened to me after my mescaline trip... they weren't girls though, just "God", "Knowledge", and "Humpty Dumpty". I think I put them there.

C'est la vie.

[Reverend Joe]

Same happened to me after my mescaline trip... they weren't girls though, just "God", "Knowledge", and "Humpty Dumpty". I think I put them there.

C'est la vie.

Are you serious?

That's hysterical.

[CrossLOPER]

I now have TWO reasons to celebrate today! My, this wine is tantilizing. I shall drink this east Georgian wine right up until the point my eyes being to leave their sockets. Cheers!

[Kralizec]

God, I feel terrible...and stupid

[Don Corleone]

In honor of my new, very fun High French campaign, I am enjoying Bordeaux, red & white! A glass of white when I win a battle in the Crusader states, a glass of red when I win back on the continent. Aaah, God bless the French, they may not have invented wine, but they certainly perfected it.