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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    Get the hell out of my house
    AHAHAHAHA!

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    Ok, so I vomited alot tonight and am still drunk. Down side I learned that girl that I have an interest in totally wants to be with another guy, which is a bummer since I provided alot of the booze for her party. Upside is right now I don;t care and am mor einterested in she who thinks like I do.


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    Hmm, if you can get a mediocre buzz out of a single bottle of red wine you're a happy guy like me, saves some money and is still fun.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    Hmm, if you can get a mediocre buzz out of a single bottle of red wine you're a happy guy like me, saves some money and is still fun.
    I/m pretty drunk ad hig. Was a good night... will remenber ths one



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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1
    Ok, so I vomited alot tonight and am still drunk. Down side I learned that girl that I have an interest in totally wants to be with another guy, which is a bummer since I provided alot of the booze for her party. Upside is right now I don;t care and am mor einterested in she who thinks like I do.
    Wow, I totally don't remember posting this....


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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1
    Wow, I totally don't remember posting this....
    Likewise to mine.

    I just woke up with a nasty hangover.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice
    Likewise to mine.

    I just woke up with a nasty hangover.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ice
    I/m pretty drunk ad hig. Was a good night... will remenber ths one



    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    I remember most of the night fairly well, just not that post.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Gonzo
    AHAHAHAHA!
    Calm down gonzo. take it easy

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    I is back, my drunk brothas.

    Damn... no "power to the people" smilie.

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    Huh? Am I more drunk than I thought or did an entire thread just dissapear?

    It was about a ten year old boy who's filmed by his parents playing wii while being ravaged by a dog.
    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    It's gone. Blimey. I hope I saw it someplace else then or else really need to get some sleep
    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Texan by birth, woodpecker by the grace of God
    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
    Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
    Not everything
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    In the interest of bettering international relations:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    Drum up the concervative ordes!!! - Game console encourages rape!!!

    and bestiality rape on top of it!!!

    how much longer will the moral majority remain silent???

    The damming video proof

    *video might appear to an outside observer not to be work-safe.
    Anyone that seems the video in it´s intirity will get the joke but if your boss is just walking behind you and just glances at this it might get a WTF reaction

    I just busted out laughing when I saw it

    *edit - for some dumb reason firefox type correction doesn´t seem to work on thread titles.....now it looks dumb....well...whatever.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    It's gone. Blimey. I hope I saw it someplace else then or else really need to get some sleep
    Nono, it's right here mate(merged?).

    Also drank a bit today but the effects are mostly gone already.


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    OH man. Just polished off a bottle of chianti classico with some help from one other and some cheese/pepperoni.

    I think this is the earliest I've ever had a buzz.



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    OH MY GOD
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Light buzz, haven't been here in a while. Neighbor's wife is cute, and lonely...


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    OH MY GOD
    ?..
    Last edited by Reverend Joe; 01-09-2008 at 04:44.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Gonzo
    ?..
    Dude. Alcohol could be my soulmate
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Perhaps this is a wrong place to post my latest observations, but
    did you knew
    that
    australians have great cheese that is perfect with shiraz?
    I'm impressed.
    methinks that is to be the first sweet cheese with fruits in it in my life and I sincerely hope to finish my second bottle of shiraz with it

    mmmm... yamm


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    arseenwenger

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    Small tip - don't drink Amarula if you want to be drunk, you feel ill first....
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    Default Poles and Russians are not being count

    First of all - sorry for my language -I have now abour 0,3% alcohol into blood.

    There is fairy tale in Poland about alcohol test. Due to it into 80ties alcohol test told that deadly level of alcohol is 4 - 4,5 % but Poles and Russians are not being count it this table. Is it true - have you ever heard abour that exclude (sorry for baf language but I really drunk too much)?

    Polish record are;
    Man who got 1,45 %, but he died ( he wanted commit suicide but he died because of alcohol before he commit)
    Woman who got 0,9% - she survive and nothing important happened to her.
    John Thomas Gross - liar who want put on Poles responsibility for impassivity of American Jews during holocaust

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    We'll move this to teh Drunkards tThread, so fellow drinkers can illuminate the topic.
    Last edited by KukriKhan; 01-20-2008 at 02:10.
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrooK
    First of all - sorry for my language -I have now abour 0,3% alcohol into blood.

    There is fairy tale in Poland about alcohol test. Due to it into 80ties alcohol test told that deadly level of alcohol is 4 - 4,5 % but Poles and Russians are not being count it this table. Is it true - have you ever heard abour that exclude (sorry for baf language but I really drunk too much)?

    Polish record are;
    Man who got 1,45 %, but he died ( he wanted commit suicide but he died because of alcohol before he commit)
    Woman who got 0,9% - she survive and nothing important happened to her.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



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    I'm afraid from now on me own this tread
    Last edited by MiniMe; 01-21-2008 at 07:27.


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    Remeber folks, the next time you get on a plane, remember that it was probably designed by a bunch of drunks. Look at me, a rocket scientist. I'm drink so much, AND I take blows to the head often.


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    Ah. back in my home. I'mn pretty drinl right now. I got watre instead of pizza.



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    I'm not even drunk, but that was the best party of my life. God damn.



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