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    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieFriedNuts
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    gosh postin sober is the diffuciult
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    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
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    plus 1
    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
    Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
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    Pardon my frencj but bloody hell, i love being drunk. Best night ever,,,,beer, good music, nice lady company, and cannabis........!


    Especially the video my friend caught of me being chased by a Malard duck too....i had some bread

    hahahaha

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    I got sooooooo hammered the other night. I broke some communication barriers and got myself into deep trouble.

    I spoke those things that we feel but refuse to speak because of the consequences.

    I'm still trying to clear the debris. And its so explosive, I just hope it doesn't rekindle.

    I dare not even speak it here, but I think you folks can understand the essence and gravity of speaking on things which reach deep feelings that underlie our thoughts and behaviors.

    Bad stuff. I'm in such trouble.

    That's the one bad thing about Alcohol and the Div. I have a fairly high probability of doing things I regret. I'm naturally an honest and straightforward guy, but that can be taken to extremes while under the influence.
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    The Backroom is the Crackroom.

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    I got sooooooo hammered the other night. I broke some communication barriers and got myself into deep trouble.

    I spoke those things that we feel but refuse to speak because of the consequences.

    I'm still trying to clear the debris. And its so explosive, I just hope it doesn't rekindle.

    I dare not even speak it here, but I think you folks can understand the essence and gravity of speaking on things which reach deep feelings that underlie our thoughts and behaviors.
    You finally admitted you want to shag her?
    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    You finally admitted you want to shag her?
    Ha. No. I'm married with a daughter on the way, remember? But you get the essence of a problematic communication breech. Consequences.
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    The Backroom is the Crackroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
    Ha. No. I'm married with a daughter on the way, remember? But you get the essence of a problematic communication breech. Consequences.
    That seems to be my problem... I say that stuff all the time. I know I am (usually) very polite here, but in real life I am an extremely blunt person, and sometimes I can be very caustic. Oddly enough, alcohol seems to mellow me out to the extent that I seem to get along best with other people when I am completely drunk. Apparently, I am not also much more talkative, but also noticeably friendlier. Wierd, huh?

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    I'VE GOT THE JOY OF LIFE IN ME! HOUPAH!

    ...Of course, the joint dinn't exactly hurt, either.

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    Louis
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    Oh Lore,
    Ye Bartix

    neh distraught;
    humble bartix

    memory thine
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    with EB
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    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    The Backroom is the Crackroom.

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    If you are drinking stiing down and you stipdll your beer it loks like you peed yourn pants.

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    yes.

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    Faxe whooped my ass on Friday. Denmark: 1, GoreBag: 0.

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    Just got back from Las Vegas.

    Played craps all night with $600. Walked away with $680. Not too bad at all. Free drinks, free gaming, and I even beat the house.

    'Course, the $300 room at the MGM was all cost. Oh well. Good times. Up 'till 3:30 am rollin the dice and slammin Jack&Coke.

    And I even managed to moderate my indulgence. No hangover, slept in for the drive home. Feelin good.
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    The Backroom is the Crackroom.

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    One of my friends dropped out of college because of drinking, and now he makes $100,000 a year gambling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanamori
    One of my friends dropped out of college because of drinking, and now he makes $100,000 a year gambling.
    "Alcohol, the cause of AND solution to all of lives problems" - Homer S.
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    ill be the first president of the united republic of England and Great Brtain!!!!!!

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    My lover, Mary, has felt used, abused, and has left me in a puff. Now, I am stuck with my liquor, as I can find nobody that knows where she is right now. So, I feel compelled to describe, in perfect detail from self reflection , all the effect of various liquors. (This is a project that will, almost certainly, be dropped once I can track down Mary and profess my love to her again by sucking her in all the lovely vacumous ways.) Double entendre, hazaa... Back on task. It's just a bit like feeling lightheaded, thrity minutes after having four shots of scotch (yuck, sorry all of you scotch lovers, I was just very bored). It seems to be a more subtle intoxication, as my inhibitions are lowered, manifested in my verbosity and willingness to post in Pindar's trap-thread. I also decided to recklessly chug a large glass of wine, probably 400ml... Alterac Valley may pop up before then, so we'll see if anyone will have to waste their time reading more on the effects of scotch and pinot noir.

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    penis



    Man I wanna be drunker but I'm going through an EMT course to prep me for my new carrer as a firefighter................

    No more Marine Corps. It cometh to an end after 7 years.

    Maybe I'll get smashed tomorrow nioght/

    Gootta wake usp at 3am for an emt ridealong ./ hmm. 730 now...*does math*..... uhm. ya. heh beer.
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    The Backroom is the Crackroom.

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    I'm already buzzed. I'm going to get absolutly hammered in about five minutes. Will report back.

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    I don't know where the dit b utton is s o i'm going to have to just, double post. jDrun k. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1
    111

    haha...

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    Holy smokes. I am buzzzzed and tyogn slowwww.

    Jeeze. I wantanat curssse ouhm her bad. Cause ya. THats what i do. oh dear im so fruusskskckckckced up. Well uh uh uh uh uh uh , pretty ...uhuhuhuh ya. uh heh.

    typi9ng slow to articuklate.

    went for sushi. the woner loes me. loves me. cause i roll high and tip large. uhm. buys me a bottle of sake or soju every time.

    today was 2 of soju @21% and one of sake at 14%,

    oh my. I am very farked/ so uh. ya. damn. i wanna just curse and sa fark and sheet and uhm ya.

    im so lit dude. who am i talking toooo? staff fprgiove me if i slip i am trying to resapedccsauflkjgrvlzx the org ruel i seawaaras it.respect the rilels respect ther ruelksdlkksdgkfgadit
    s l o ow w l

    it is getting harder to ytpe//////////.....///////////////////////////////////////////////////
    hee hee uhm uhm uhm uhubahskfgldsjkhfldksjhf





    oh iashhsshiut ooooo i am pretty farke kucked ekdkaka,. heheheheh.

    thyanks ro tot kkkukkrki khan and ser cleganananage for this threaedddd. / you guiys are rock. u rock. ya ya.
    oh ****** im whew. whew whew whewhwheehehehehhehe uhm yayayayaya ya wow
    Last edited by Divinus Arma; 06-12-2006 at 00:02.
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonian View Post
    The Backroom is the Crackroom.

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    Hey dervernios, good job.

    RIght now i'm eating as m any caroots as I can so i d on't just puke up alchohal.

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    bread bread bread breadb bb b reeqeadadadadb badbbjksalhghujauijasfj***kjck ckasddasdklp ok. i am

    typing

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    i have nothing meaningful to day but i will say this cause i am ****** up:

    and staff forgive//;//;/cpooorrect me please, cause i am pissing off thge wife and i know i am kfjk****cke4ckckkckekekdk litl yya


    ok...ok... ok... hard to typpppere . it takes all concentrtarttion.




    uhmmm. gooottt e ppeee. berighthttht back.
    Last edited by Divinus Arma; 06-11-2006 at 20:06. Reason: Language and sober now
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    it's okay., I dunerdstand. I peed like 6345 tiems already. HOnestlyh, I feel lie di'm k going to pass out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
    I am buzzzzed and tyogn slowwww.
    You're buzzed?


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    Edited my posts for language. Sorry 'bout that fellas. The Soju crept up on me and I went from buzzed to drunk within minutes.
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    The Backroom is the Crackroom.

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    We appreciate the edit. How's your head 18 hours later? Or did you have some of that ichi-ban stuff that doesn't hurt the next day?
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.

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