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    I am drinking fizzy Pepsi Twist.
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    drink, what is that? it is not in my dictionary
    pepsi? what is that? it is not in my dictionary

    We do not sow.

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    ah i get this thread now. saksadhjksahjdsgfsyghjksgf74rhsyr87w
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    We do not sow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger
    ah i get this thread now. saksadhjksahjdsgfsyghjksgf74rhsyr87w
    d683t28634jf668234
    dwq8623t4644863245863245654
    8343284674

    73463264327ugf823t4 yfv34972f
    34293947623b832fjkfy8732gihchk873
    shjgdsa7dkjxjadiay983434
    A dutch guy drunk in the afternoon? Damn I'm going to like you even more!

    I really wish I wsa called Bubba! You know how cool that would be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
    A dutch guy drunk in the afternoon? Damn I'm going to like you even more!

    I really wish I wsa called Bubba! You know how cool that would be?
    Hi Bubba!


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    bye bubba

    We do not sow.

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    I feel so cool now!
    Gonna tell me mommy, she's going to be so proud.

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    Edited by Ser Clegane
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    wnbahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhldgghipsugihgisu eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeugh so drunk

    my liver hates me


    Edited by Ser Clegane

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    DRINKIN WINE SPODIEODIE DRINKIN WINE... DRINKIN WINE SPODIEODIE DRINKIN WINE... DRINKIN WINE SPODIEODIE DRINKIN WINE... PASS THAT BOTTLE TO ME
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    alcohol is the straight man's weed. It makes you dot he same ...., you ujust fel a little different.


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    Be good. Do well. Whatever the other one was.
    I think it was..........drink?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba
    alcohol is the straight man's weed. It makes you dot he same shit, you ujust fel a little different.
    and its legal if youre the right age

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    Gentlemen - please go back to page 1 of this thread and take a look at the rules laid out in the first post.

    If it is not possible to follow our forum rules in this thread it will be closed.

    Thanks for your attention

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    Anybody who gets this thread closed will be eaten alive by me.

    It is a privlege to have this thread where we can rant while drunk. It serves an important purpose of keeping trouble confined to one thread, but PLEASE:

    FOLLOW THE FORUM RULES
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    thanks
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    The Backroom is the Crackroom.

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    Sorry.


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    so. Uhm. I am finishing the near last of my keg remnants. The beer is flat and stale. Do I care? No. I am a drunkartd damniittt/

    And I would like to take a moment to thank the org for making me sick tio my stomahc, The Org. Why do I come here? Damn it is the BIGGEST time waster in my life. Nothing is soi worthless and futile as the org. It really makes me sick to think how much of my time has been wasted her almost daily. I am really disgusted with myself. the Org is a nightmare that will never end. A black spider of poison waiting to dine on jr members.

    To the Org, i say buit onbe thing: gah. gah forever gah.

    forevergah

    forevergah

    It as if the crow of death stares me down now screeching:

    forevergah

    forevergah

    Quote Originally Posted by Poe
    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    `'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
    Only this, and nothing more.'

    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
    And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
    For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
    Nameless here for evermore.

    And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
    Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
    `'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
    Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
    This it is, and nothing more,'

    Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
    `Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
    That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
    Darkness there, and nothing more.

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
    Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
    But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
    This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
    Merely this and nothing more.

    Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
    Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
    `Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
    Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
    Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
    'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
    In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
    Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
    But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
    Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
    Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

    Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
    `Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
    Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
    Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

    Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
    Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
    For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
    Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
    Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
    With such name as `Nevermore.'

    But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
    That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
    Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
    Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
    On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
    Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

    Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
    `Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
    Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
    Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
    Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
    Of "Never-nevermore."'

    But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
    Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
    Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
    Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
    What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
    Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

    This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
    To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
    This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
    On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
    But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
    She shall press, ah, nevermore!

    Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
    Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
    `Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
    Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
    Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
    Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

    `Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
    Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
    Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
    On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
    Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
    Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

    `Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
    By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
    Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
    It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
    Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
    Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

    `Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
    `Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
    Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
    Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
    Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
    Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

    And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
    On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
    And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
    And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
    And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
    Shall be lifted - nevermore
    Forevergah

    forevergah

    FOREVERGAH
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    Hmmm. Methinks that is what spoiler tags are for. Congrats on finishing off all the remnants. I'm sure it was a labor of love.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    Hmmm. Methinks that is what spoiler tags are for. Congrats on finishing off all the remnants. I'm sure it was a labor of love.
    Spoiler tags? Labor of love? That was edgar allen poe.
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonian View Post
    The Backroom is the Crackroom.

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    Hmmm, little bit of Wild Turkey, little bit of a nice ale I've had saved up. Built a fire to celebrate the approach of Fall in the back yard (NH rocks!). Folks, I'm officially absolving myself of any opinions expressed in the next 12 hours. Feeling no pain...
    "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
    Don Vito Corleone: The Godfather, Part 1.

    "Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
    Strike for the South

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    Why O why did they have to make an extra strong version of Leffe ?
    Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II

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    leffe is nice beer.
    Doesn't do the trick quite fast enuogh though.
    Abandon all hope.

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    It doesn't need to always go fast.

    Sometimes, slow is better, you can enjoy the feeling of getting a bit lightheaded.
    Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir
    leffe is nice beer.
    Doesn't do the trick quite fast enuogh though.
    Try drinking 3 Leffes as breakfeast.
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    which ones ?

    I'd say brwon would be the best choice for breakfast, radieuse has too strong a flavour and brown just seems more like food than blonde.

    Also, Leffe is far superior when it's from a keg, properly served. Though for about 3€, it should be
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    Bloody inbev...

    I suggest drinking 4 Duvels quick after eachother. WOrks like a charm...

    woot!

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    lef works.

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    You know, this would all be simpler if you just drank some whiskey...

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    Simpler? Pooh. It worked fine yesterday evening. If not too well.
    headache.

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    Well I would have posted something Wednesday but, well, I couldn't find the org. I my invisible friend, COL Swotz, had to give me a ride home. Thursday was all about trying to sober up. One really shouldn't drink vodka in the middle of the work week.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



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