13 beers and off to bar.I just hope for the remnants of my reputation i dont post hen
13 beers and off to bar.I just hope for the remnants of my reputation i dont post hen
Ja Mata Tosainu Sama.
hi. my name is proletariat, i've had a few tonight, and it took me about 11 minutes to check this post for typos.
Me likey this thread ~.
no surpise it was DA who sartred it.
I would have though this kind of thread already existed !
Oh well now it does, gonna be reading this a lot - it has so much potential
never mix grain and grape i got such a hangover
"It is not so much that we need to be taken out of exile. It is that the exile must be taken out of us."- Lubavitcher Rebbe
"Its a great mitzva to be happy always" Rebbe Nachman of Breslov
We want moshiach now!!
It is 7:30pm PST on an American Saturday Night. My Wife is visiting her parents, the pets are fed, and I don't have to be awake until 9am tomorrow. No work until Monday at 5pm. My friends are all working. There will be nothing worthwhile on TV. And I am almost done with my evening's studies.
Guess what that adds up to? Booze and EB until 3am.
Anyone care to join me? I shall be kicking it off with Bacardi & Coke Zero tonight. Lift off begins in approximately 90 minutes.
The countdown to inebriation has begun.
GAH DAMMIT i can't get drunk, 7 shots o jack daniels, 7!!!
...uh well, the party was fun anyway, well bein drunk can't be that great .
A nation of sheep will beget a a government of wolves. Edward R. Murrow
Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. —1 John 2:9
38 minutes until I open the bottle. I think I'll check the stock and make sure I have enough food and booze so I don't have to go anywhere. Nothing worse then wanting more food or drink and knowing that you are unsafe to drive. I won't even have a couple and drive, much less drive drunk.
edit: I can actually feel myself getting thirsty. That's kinda scary if you think about it. lol
Edit 2-
1/2 gallon of Bacardi: Check.
1/2 liter of Ketel One Vodka: Check.
Mixers: Coke Zero, Lemonade, fruit juice, and not much more. Hmm. Oh well. Good enough. Check.
Snacks: Plenty of 3 cheese bagel bites and lots of frozen chicken and BBQ sauce. That'll do. Check.
Toilet paper: Check.
Other: No obligations. No work. Nowhere to go. Family safe. Check.
edit 3- this is gonna be bad. I promise to keep in good "spirits" and obey all forum rules. Scouts honor. This thread is too good to screw up.
Last edited by Divinus Arma; 04-09-2006 at 04:29.
1st Drink:
12 ounce can of Coke Zero. Measured 8 ounces of Bacardi. Very harsh.
edit: Man. This is a beast. Taken me sweet time.
Last edited by Divinus Arma; 04-09-2006 at 05:52.
w0000t ---;-;/d--;. Man I habe toa partiwy withew thatyas guy
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
just got in 1:56am est. too much karaoke and shochu.
kanojo wa karaoke ga sukinai desu yo
Finshed that first drink about ten minute ago. Jeeze that was harsh. Equivalent of 8 drinks but I dont fel it. I know it took me an hour and a hlaf but I dont know why I dont feel it. I just fel uhm, different,
Workin on a Guiness while I eat my bagel bites. My one and only beer. Then its make to the hard stuff.
edit: That is the problem with alcoholism. You really dont get to enjoy it as much. I know there is no way I can be under the leagl limit but I feel as if I could go to work, do school work, drive, whatever. (I wont do any of it of course for various reasons) Kinda depressing. The scary thing is when you get t the extreme level of alcoholism where jus one eer gets you ****ed up. That means you liver is toast.
edit2:btw, I am on my lap top which has a probem comprehending ket strokes. It "misses a beat" every few seconds so I dont use it as often.
Last edited by Divinus Arma; 04-09-2006 at 07:10.
Liquor.
Save the Ketel. If you've had enough, then taste doesn't matter. At that point in the night, I generally come to the conclusion that I ought to hit the bottle straight up, and I wake up w/ a bad hangover the next morning.
No typos yet, you're not trying hard enough Div.:P (Maybe I shouldn't be encouraging people to drink unhealthy amounts.)
Last edited by Kanamori; 04-09-2006 at 08:00.
Kanamori summed it up nicely. If you've already been boozing enough, stick with the swill. Save the Ketel for a screwdriver in the morning.
Ya. its just a mnatter of time. Im thing vodka for a few. I drink water at the same time to prevent a hangover. Most hangovers are from dehydration. The bacardi just doesnt light me up. I dont know why. Same with newcaste, the drink just doenst mess me up. IO could drink 12 ina couple hours and feel gfine. I know Im not too bad off.
Btw. These typos are sloth. Dont infer to o much. Its when the essence of mt text is messed up that you know that I am too. Sloth is stage one of my drunkness
crud I feel too sober. Off to find the bottle....
Oh I agree,. The bacardi doesnt compare with Ketel One. The problem is that The bacardi isnt doing much for me.
I have renmaining:
2/3 gallon of bacardi total (more than I though. I had two half full seperate gall;on jugs when I started)
1/2 liter if ketel one
and 1/2 bottle of mexxacornoa pinot grigio/
Also have some cruppy mint shnapps and a dash of kahlua for like 1/2 black russian or something. not much else
So I am going with the kete l one for now. And mixing it with lemonade that expired in Decmenervb. lol heh
edit: that lemonade tastes pretty harsh. oh well. yugh.
edit 2: I'm trying to get into a RTW game, and I havent played in like at least 8 weeks. I cant get into it even though I am playing EB. Its just gah. sad really. I like TW. What if I feel this way forever, even after M2TW? that would suck!
Last edited by Divinus Arma; 04-09-2006 at 08:17.
finished that vodka round.
starting aoin ianother. with sprite
its rreaally harsh agains
I was tempted to eat ice cream, but dairy and alchol are a recipe for death, destruction, apocalpypse
still at it,, in the chat
edit:wtf? This cabt be the "divinu amra only" thread... drinks orgahs drink!
edit2: oh man I want ojust post "penis in some randm thrqead, lol. I got wantrebd last time. I'll refrain. It;s fun toi drop the P bomb, lol.
Last edited by Divinus Arma; 04-09-2006 at 10:34.
I'm pretty tired. Been in the chat thios hiole inmtkme.meh. gopin sleep. I wish one of you suckersd would dione this wuioth me. More fuin that way, gah. boring.
i cna pretnd im drnuk! Is thAT goodd eNOuHG? ddoes tHi make it funnioer? chee up Div! borttomz up m8!! just finised anothr vodka mratini shaken not stirrd!
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We should do Multi Player game while drunk :pOriginally Posted by Divinus Arma
well. I'm back to normal. Or wait, is being drunk normal?
Sitting in class via internet.
Surprisingly, I am not very hung over. Just feel a little headache, But I took some tylenol so that should end pretty quick.
The key is to drink LOTS of water while your drink and before you go to bed.
I was bummed that nobody joined me. Gert, that is a great idea. Sadly, I cant even figure out how to do that while sober.
You say you are actually sober from time to time!! :oOriginally Posted by Divinus Arma
I was mistaken in you oh noble king of the drunk
Edit: wait this evening I'm going for it!
Last edited by Moros; 04-09-2006 at 19:02.
If properly organised, that could actually be quite good fun. Anyone who was interested could drink a prearranged amount, and then we could play CS or something similar. Hilarity would ensue.Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
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