Re: The Drunkards tThread.
have anyone put voka in pint of guiness? It is sooo I am getting a wife soon. At lest she puts up with my habit. I just had anuter drik. Oh, I just trew up. I drik fast. I watn to slep. Do you like look your picture. Hav anyone played football and then rugby while druk? It is insan. I av to sleep. I do nit now why people trow up.
"Half of your brain is that of a ten year old and the other half is that of a ten year old that chainsmokes and drinks his liver dead!" --Hagop Beegan
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I've drunk 1/3 of a pint of rum now and I'm not srunk? What givey? This isn'ztn vwery good rum!
Edit: I just fell off my chair. I think that qualifies me as drunkü!
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Holy Christ. I drank half a bottle of vodlka I saw 2 chicks make out went to more told everyone I fing loved them and puked. AND WE BE DOIN IT AGIAN TONIGHT
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My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: The Drunkards tThread.
...and so ended another romantic escapade from your favourite Texan, the dashing Strike for the South.Originally Posted by Strike For The South
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"We were not born into this world to be happy, but to do our duty." Bismarck
"You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. One or the other. Not both." The Right Hon. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication" - Lord Byron
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis
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