The Drunkards Tavern

[Divinus Arma]

I miss the good old days, when I would destroy my liver and come here to vent. Alas, my life is no longer conducive to binge drinking or even school. I have given up on 3 very valued things in my life: TW, booze, and School. Oh well. It's all temporary until I get the swing of things with baby and work. Wait. Then I have to totally cut back because of baby! Damn parenthood.

[Kanamori]

I'd like to keep that time far away, for now. More whiskey!

[Reverend Joe]

My keyboard is flapping its wings and trying to get away. But it can't, because it's plastic.

[Ice]

My keyboard is flapping its wings and trying to get away. But it can't, because it's plastic.

Zorba, it's Wednesday night,man.

= you in the morning.

[Reverend Joe]

Zorba, it's Wednesday night,man.

= you in the morning.

I am not a very smart person. You future college people, do not do anything I do.

[Divinus Arma]

Z wants any life but thius one. . And trhese STUPID GOLD RUSH POP UP ADS ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Soju. Sleepy night noght

[Reverend Joe]

Z wants any life but thius one.

Has it ever occurred to you there are other reasons than that for doing what I am?

[Tribesman]

gwan ya boy ya
what a week ,] UI didnt sack or beat anyone , but as of tomorrow 4 of the useless ***** are out the window .
Celebration time come on .
Don't ya just hate doing a mate a favour

[Scurvy]

i love this elephant smily

[Tribesman]

Ah well time to point percy at the porcelain then off to bed .
Big celebration tomorrow with copious amounts of porter to be consumed .

And as a bonus the kids are getting sent to connemara for the weekend .

[Tribesman]

what a weekend , but serious , one of my cousins sang a song last nihght , or was it this morning.
Does anyone have a renition of 2roses" they could share , or a lyrics sheet .
A damn fine song .

[Somebody Else]

Unit tradition... someone's birthday in the week, they drink a yard of ale (or whatever heinously spiked combo is prepared). Nasty. But I survived... just about. Not enough to avoid writing...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I must admit, I'm already getting slightly tired of this uni drinking culture. I like a drink as much as the next person, but if you don't go out and get absolutely plastered every night, you're labelled a dull.

[Reverend Joe]

I must admit, I'm already getting slightly tired of this uni drinking culture. I like a drink as much as the next person, but if you don't go out and get absolutely plastered every night, you're labelled a dull.

Uni?

[Ice]

Uni?

uni=university=college

I agree BKS, it's nice to give it a break once and a while. Oh, btw, I'll be going out in a few hours to get plastered.

[Csargo]

uni=university=college

I agree BKS, it's nice to give it a break once and a while. Oh, btw, I'll be going out in a few hours to get plastered.

LUCKYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[discovery1]

Hmmm, there is an Academic Buzzer Team post tournment party in 27 minutes. I need to be sober enough to operate the locks on my dorm though.

[Reverend Joe]

I never drink to get drunk. I drink because I like to taste what I drink. Unfortunately that means that, like now, I get drunk often.

I like boyhban too damn much.

Edit: I am dumbfounded at my abiliy to type as well as I can right now. I'm actually typing better than normal.

[Csargo]

I never drink to get drunk. I drink because I like to taste what I drink. Unfortunately that means that, like now, I get drunk often.

I like boyhban too damn much.

Edit: I am dumbfounded at my abiliy to type as well as I can right now. I'm actually typing better than normal.

Obviously you haven't drank enough.

Is something wrong Zorba

[discovery1]

Well that was fun. I'm not drunk anymore. I was already coming down when I vomitted over the edged of the hosts' portch. If there were people out on the street to see it would make a decent story. And my face smells of vomit a little. But it was fun. YOu should have seen me, would have called for a straight jacket you would have.

[Reverend Joe]

Obviously you haven't drank enough.

Is something wrong Zorba

Nah, man- I had about a half-pint of bourbon. I was drunker than hell. I was just able to type remarkably well.

[King Henry V]

Well after a couple of glasses of Norman Pommeau (apple juice mixed with Calvados apple brandy), my cheeks are feeling decidedly flushed.

[Reverend Joe]

I think that Bourbon is slowly burning out all my circuits.

[Kanamori]

Two new drinks made: Chernobyl and Chernobyl Over Europe.

Chernobyl is vodka, blue hi-c, and mountain dew. Chernobyl Over Europe is the same with some apple cider mixed in.

[Vladimir]

DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS!!!

[Major Robert Dump]

Ok i swear to god i just saw a commercial for a pill for people whose legs fall asleep. SLd or something of the like. Gee, i've expereienced that my whole life, its called "sitting on your butt for 30 mins and your limbs go to sleep" my god people are retarded

[Vladimir]

Justg turned 15!? Thank you Jesus that I'm only her for one week.


gab

[CrossLOPER]

My eyes can barely make out the keeeeeeboard. I can type. Wooooooo!!!! I AM not drunk.

[Ice]

My roommate is so drunk. This is hilarious.

[Major Robert Dump]

I got drunk at teh bar and walked home because i'd rather vreeze than pay 15 dollars for a 5 minute taxi ride. Some people in a car were yelling at me, i yelled back, they turned around and i ducked into the alley because johhny law says i cant have a gun to defend meself when im a drunktard, i shoulda brought the pepper spray but i forgoted