The Drunkards Tavern

[Ser Clegane]

Summre break is over and I went to another whishy tasting this afternoon - agaon the host managed to offer an amazing selection of single malts.
Especially the last two (a Caol Ila and an Ardbeg - both cask strengths) were fantastic - too bad I have to go to work tomorrow

[Boyar Son]

wel.................bord again............................but alcohl wine cheers me up!!!!!!!!!!

[Samurai Waki]

Had a few drinks at the bar with the Wife. Its good to get away frm the kids once and awhile. Maybe I'll have sex tonight. Hurray!

[Bava]

expect a post from me in approx. 5 hours. 6-7 if im lucky

[Husar]

Wooow, drank grammar nazi here, I'm genuinely drunk but the inner grammar nazio prevails.

Ok, there was a speelking mistake but for the sake of the thread I'm not going to edit them

Anyway, great night, erm, nice barkeeper, told me to stop when it was due and erm, nice ladies though din't take any home as usually.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Anyway, great night, erm, nice barkeeper, told me to stop when it was due and erm, nice ladies though din't take any home as usually.

That'salright best not to take them home- but did you at least do them in the toilet or an alley ?not nice

Hope you wakr up with a telephonenumber written somewher on your arm

I drank grammar nazi too! And tequilla!

[InsaneApache]

Sober as the preverbial judge, however............

Hope you wakr up with a telephonenumber written somewher on your arm

I havn't had that happen to me for nearly 30 years. Classic.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

The Art of the Shot

A ritual rarely performed up to it's potential unfortunately...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Good site Sasaki. I favour tequila slammers if I'm buying rounds of shots.

[KukriKhan]

We have Santa Ana winds rolling in, bringing all the flotsam and jetsam of the Nevada and Arizona deserts into our houses, lungs, and sinuses. Funny, before I moved to California, I was famous for never being sick, or at worst, throwing off any kinda bug in less than 24 hours.

But since I've been here (18 years now), when Santa Ana charges through the mountain passes and spreads his filth around my bowl-shaped little valley, I find it harder to breathe. If Div Arma were about, he'd back me up, I'm sure. For some people, Santa Ana makes 'em go temporarily nutzo.

So, after complaining of my ailment to Beirut this morning, he recommended a red-hot "lobster" shower after work (yeah, I work Saturdays) with tea and brandy afterwards.

Did the shower, brewed some Lapsang Souchong, and broke open some cheap-ass brandy I keep around for 'gawd-would-you-shut-up-and-go-home' guests. I don't get many of that kind of guest, which is why that bottle has been sitting there over 3 years.

Well tonight's the night for that little fake-french soldier to take a hit for the team (me).

And your friendly, neighbnorhood moderator is getting slowly, but surely, schnockered. And breathing better, thank you.

TV is dead, and I didn't buy the pay-per-view boxing match for tonight, so you lot are stuck with me.

If I drunkenly issue any warnings or bans tonight, I'll rescind them all in the morning - I promise. And Banquo's Ghost can be my concious, conscience, ermmm yanno, remind me of my better self. :)

[Bava]

Whoa. Been on the O - fest, broke up with my girlfriend, found a new one within approx. 1 hour.

I took a lot of nice pics that I would love to show to my fellow orgahs, but as it seems, i lost my camera, too.

And now, ladies and gents, excuse me, i have the mother of all headaches to take care of.

[Strike For The South]

2 words. Jaga bombs

[Pannonian]

2 words. English ale.

[Strike For The South]

2 words. English ale.

2 words. warm piss

[Pannonian]

2 words. warm piss

[Banquo's Ghost]

If I drunkenly issue any warnings or bans tonight, I'll rescind them all in the morning - I promise. And Banquo's Ghost can be my concious, conscience, ermmm yanno, remind me of my better self. :)

My dear fellow, I was three sheets to the wind myself last night having fallen into some bawdy French company in the deep, dark streets of Cardiff.

With both of us smashed, the Backroom might have become a beacon of brotherly love - or something. As it was, I couldn't have found a computer if I had been stitched to it, let alone written anything.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Pay a visit to Chippy Lane?

I miss the 'Diff.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I'm not durnk i'm jsut a bit ti[sy wholey crap did i drink allt that whisky my hands are moving too fast for my typing what is this place i hate my friends they hate me what/?

[Mikeus Caesar]

Now that i thik about it it's too early to be drnking it's not even midday yet i shoul; be ahsamed of myself

[Reverend Joe]

One word.

Bourbon.

My favorite memories of this place have always been of the drunken parties, via the chatroom.

Where is Mr. Arma anyway? Too busy with the kids? I don't blame him. Still, I do miss a good drinking buddy.

I ought to come back here and organize a drinking party of my own some slow day.

Shooooooooooweeeeeeeeee... Red Stripe and Maker's Mark... it'll lay you out.

[InsaneApache]

I was going ro reply to a br thread, then I thought better ND POSTED HERE,...........BLOODY HELL GOTTA GO TH mANCHESTER TOMMORROW, NOW THERE'S A REASON TO GET DRUNK

[discovery1]

Bugger. 9 AM class tomorrow and here I am drunk, sort of. I need to sleep

[Ice]

Drunk... yes... what a good night... so sweet....

[Ice]

Yes! A week later, two posts!!!!

Not that drunk, as you can see, I can type ok. Just kind of buzzed. Saw an old friend from high school, did some vodka bombs, and played some liquor (not beer, :P) pong!

I think my friend hooked up with another friend of mine. Overall good night.

[Samurai Waki]

Had a very nice dinner witht hge wife an friends. Then started taking shots. hehe

[Boyar Son]

ya!!!!!!

night ttime means drunk time!!!!!!!!!!

awsome a few moer then more with the budys

[Kralizec]

Well, I'm pretty plastered... a couple of friends of mine are sea scouts, and their club had some problems with squatters today. the police was called and most were arrested, I went along with my friends to watch the "carnage" and afterwards started drinking to celebrate the retaking of the stronghold.

[Ice]

Well, I'm pretty plastered... a couple of friends of mine are sea scouts, and their club had some problems with squatters today. the police was called and most were arrested, I went along with my friends to watch the "carnage" and afterwards started drinking to celebrate the retaking of the stronghold.

BOURBON NIGHT ROCKS! SO MUCH FOR LAULUNDRY!

God damn am I plasted. Roommates were smoking with a vaporizer early. I've had so many shots of whiskey. Thank god statisitics isnt till 1115 tommorow.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

dude im a sea scout best type of scout thar be

[Reverend Joe]

"I walk beside you laughing and I'm high, don't try to touch me with words;
When I tell you I dream it might seem like silence, but so much can be heard;
I think of things, what loving you brings, maybe my thing is her;
Today's made of yesterday and tomorrow
Young girl Sunday blues, and all her sorrow..."

From my favorite song ever, "Young Girl Sunday Blues" by the Jefferson Airplane.

Feel so good right now.