The Drunkards Tavern

[InsaneApache]

Tequila will kill me.

I got a story about Tequila.

About ten years ago I was on holiday in Skiathos, a lovely little hamlet called Troulos Bay. As the place was so tiny the half dozen or so Brits there got on like a house on fire.

Anyway the second weekend there was when Lennox Lewis had his pitch at the heavyweight title. Some bright spark decided that it might be nice to go into Skiathos town and watch the fight. Great idea!

Saturday comes and off we troop into town. As it was a bit early we hit the bars. After a couple of beers, one of the Kentish lads came up with the idea of tequila slammers. Brilliant!

So we started.

And continued.

The barman was so astounded at these mental Brits knocking back one after another of the slammers that he gave us at least half a dozen freebies. Fantastic!

Never did get to see the fight.

I awoke the next morning and wished I hadn't. I'd fallen asleep in the apartment on the couch next to the sink. Hidden away in the sink somewhere was an ants nest. All night long they'd feasted on me, whilst I might add, being extremely vulnerable due to being leathered.

Needless to say I was a very poorly man. The hangover from hell and about a gallon of formic acid in my face and torso.

I missed breakfast.

And luncheon.

And dinner.

I managed supper after braving the hair of the dog just so I could eat summat.

Not had the stuff since.

Has a similar experience with Pernod in 1976. Minus the ants. Some folk never learn.

[naut]

Needless to say I was a very poorly man. The hangover from hell and about a gallon of formic acid in my face and torso.

Some folk never learn.

Every-time I have tequila I swear it'll be the last. And then some Scotsman will challenge me to a tequila drinking contest, and a bottle later I remember why I promised myself the last time that it would be the last time.

[Ice]

Goldschlager, White Russians, Rum & Coke... and god knows what else make for a terrible hangover.

[Divinus Arma]

Happy New Years shiny, happy people.

[Vladimir]

Wow.

[naut]

New years is the best time of the year(s). =)

[Pannonian]

I've just been taught the difference between single malt whisky and blended. Had a few beers before that, but not enough to deaden my palate.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Wodka makes an exceppent start to a new semester. I think I might be a regular hwre from now on.

PS: "Wodka" was the only intentional typo in this post.

[Crazed Rabbit]

I knew someone who went to the University of Victoria (BC). Now, in Pullman we played a lot of drinking games while getting drunk. My friend in Victoria said they mainly just pounded vodka shot after vodka shot and didn't bother with the games. That's you're multicultural update for today.

Anyways, you know you're a bit in when the booze goes down easy and the bite of it is refreshing and not off-putting.

CR

[naut]

My friend in Victoria said they mainly just pounded vodka shot after vodka shot and didn't bother with the games.

Need some drinking roulette for vodka: as many shot glasses as people, one is water, rest are vodka, everyone takes one and drinks, person who got water is dead and out of the game. Continue until there is one person left, they are the winner, their prize is another shot of vodka. If you're playing with lots of people you really don't want to be the last man standing.

[Peasant Phill]

Why do receptions (this word has the same meaning in English right?) always happen when my fiancée is out of town?
Not that I'm complaining but vacuuming the house and washing the car while drunk won't give the best result.

All in all, god bless pub football for living up to its name.

[Subotan]

I just got elected president of the PPE society! A worthy reward for winning an election and downing a nasty dirty pint

EDIT: Also, I am pissed out of my ing mind

[Vladimir]

I can hear the elevators from my apartment!!!!

I miss the darkness and quite of the country.

[Strike For The South]

Whiskey and Bach

Sure I could write my paper for Judical studies, or study for international politics, or comb through 000s of old Dallas Morning News to find out what people thought of the cuban missle crisis

Or I could make a nice meal and get shithoused

Gotta love nights off

[GeneralHankerchief]

A few friends and I have come up with the idea of a 24-hour "Drunk Day" where you pretty much completely binge on various types of alcohol and appropriate food to go with it in a span of 24 hours. We still have some kinks to work out, but in the meantime I figured I'd share it with my enlightened fellow Orgahs. Critique most welcome.

(Keep in mind that this was devised by college students and is US-centric)

9-11 AM- Breakfast- Mimosas (champagne+OJ), Belgian Waffles, Eggs, Bacon

11 AM- 1300 Wine and Cheese Party- Red wine, cheese, fruit spread, nuts, nice deli meats (ham, Prosciutto)

1300-1500 - Cookout- Beer, Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Potato Salad, Pasta Salad, Collard Greens, Egg Salad, Cole Slaw, Baked Beans, Condiments

1500-1630- Siesta- Sangria, paella, Spanish food tbd

1630-1800- Margaritaville- Tequila, Chili, Black Beans, Pineapple, Mangos, Bananas, Tacos

1800-1900- Hawaiian Luau- Pina Coladas, Mojitos, Rice beans and Chicken, Pulled Pork

1900-2000- Pan-Asian Starters- Saki, Sushi Rolls, Tofu, Beef Teriayki,

2000-2130- Italian Dinner- Wine, Pasta, Chicken Marsiella, Grilled Tomatoes

2130-2300- Eastern European Party- Vodka Drinks, Lox, Perogies, Whitefish, Grilled Cabbage, Gogol Bordello

2300-0030- English/Irish Pub- Scotch on the Rocks, Fish and Chips, Shepard's Pie

0030-2- Chinese Take Out- Baijiu, Sesame Chicken, MooShoo Pork, Spring Rolls

2-4 Soul Food- Southern Comfort, Mac n Cheese, Pulled Pork, Catfish

4-6 - Lonely Barcrawler - Beer, peanuts, mozzarella sticks, burger

6-730 - Diner fare - Screwdrivers, pancakes, steak & eggs, english muffin

730-9 - Coffee Shop- Coffee w/ Bailey's, Reubens, Biscotti, Cookies

[Cute Wolf]

I've eaten dog meat before, but today, even my dog ate dog meat too, man... poor dog get eaten by bigger dog...

I'll drunk tonight, live is hard today

[GeneralHankerchief]

I wish i turned 21 moree often. It's so sonwrderful I love it

-edit- on the frisday before Spring Break too. God loves me and he leoves you too for this.

[Strike For The South]

Whiskey in the Jar

[GeneralHankerchief]

I expect five posts in the Backroom drukn thread. MINIMUM.

GO GO GO GO GO

This must be met

[Karel de Stoute]

in heaven there is no beer that's why we drink it here woohooo

[Samurai Waki]

I've eaten dog meat before, but today, even my dog ate dog meat too, man... poor dog get eaten by bigger dog...

I'll drunk tonight, live is hard today

This... is messe up... lol

[Subotan]

Every-time I have tequila I swear it'll be the last. And then some Scotsman will challenge me to a tequila drinking contest, and a bottle later I remember why I promised myself the last time that it would be the last time.

There's a bar in Liverpool where you can get a whole variety of flavoured tequilas, including baked bean, for a pound a shot. Needless to say, whenever I go out in Liverpool and we end up there, I always bully my mates into "trying" the baked bean flavour

[Cute Wolf]

girl problems usually means vodka... dammit, the booze supply is empty everywhere, hikz... hikz.... hikz.... dammit .... why now? why?
I'll try to forgot that by drinking 3 l of cola

[naut]

Ouzo! Crazy Greeks and their 90% alcohol drink! Fun times, Greeks sure know how to party.

[Meneldil]

I've just moved to a city I hate, for a job I hate, with coworkers I hate. I'm far from myt family and from ym friends, and I don't know if I hate or love my perhaps-ex-though-im-nto-sure-about-it girifiend. Been drinking beers and some cheap rosé champagne. yay me:!

[Louis VI the Fat]

I've just moved to a city I hate, for a job I hate, with coworkers I hate. I'm far from myt family and from ym friends, and I don't know if I hate or love my perhaps-ex-though-im-nto-sure-about-it girifiend. Been drinking beers and some cheap rosé champagne. yay me:!

Hah! Unless in the unlikely event you moved to Marseille, no doubt you have left the south for the far north.

Such a move means somewhere along the way you've made a mistake in your life, and you can't ever undo it. Sadly, real life is not 'Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis', no matter how much beer you drink with the natives.

[Ice]

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: I AM DRUNK

God its been a while... i feel kind of sick... i guess thats what happens when u mix multiple times of liquor and beer together... where did the schnapps bottle comes from?!@

on a postive note, i danced with a a few cute girls tonight... overall good night... now its time to decided wheather i want to finish this greessssyy cheeseteak and fried cheese sticks or just passout!

[Strike For The South]

Drown feelings with beer

DROWN THEM

[Ibn-Khaldun]

I'm feeling as if I'm alive!
Just had a fantastic evening with my wife!
Had a wonderful concert(just in case is it's unclear, i was one of the people listening it)!
Met the singer backstage and I just feel.. alive!!
I apologize for any spelling mistakes!

[Louis VI the Fat]

Drown feelings with beer

DROWN THEM

Gah!

Just went for an ungodly amount of beer. Danced with two blonde girls, awesome. Pulled an Indian girl to the dancefloor, she was yummie too. The world is alive with spring, went to my hairdresser yesterday, got a fresh springtime tan, look good, girls love me. Two blondes and Indian princess were engaged. Girl rushing over to do my shirt was single, but not my type.


You people here are all gay virgins etc