The Drunkards Tavern

[Divinus Arma]

YessS!!!!!! It is the drunken thread indeed! With official Org Staff permission.

Kinda like the various clubs we had around here last summer but with alcohol.

Please PWD (post while drunk). It's the drunk club!

might actually be a good fun thread (and should it turn bad we can still close it)
The conditions are of course that forum rules are followed (as you already mentioned) and that the thing does not turn into a spam thread or a thread of gibberish (you probably should mention the conditions in your opening post and hopefully other patrons will play along)

Cheers and good luck

Ser Clegane

So there you have it! THOSE BE THE RUKES! Erm.. ru,leS!@ Rules! hah!

Try to be coherent. Refrain from obscenities and other BS that violates ou sacred oathes as Orgahs. Be good. Do well. Whatever the other one was.



heh. This could be fun.

First post: I have had 6 newcastles, 1 guiness, and 1 large house hot sake with my sashimi dinner. Workin on more beer now. (newy)

[KukriKhan]

Be good. Do well. Whatever the other one was.

Ummm... touch yourself? Or something like that. I think. I dunno. Yes I do. I think I'll haf anuffer beer....

[Divinus Arma]

A STICKY! ALREADY!!!!!?!?!?!


WHOHO!!!!

I swer to you that I be grinning from ear to er right about now!

[Divinus Arma]

I understand it may be quiet for a little while. But darn yo I know this hsall pick up here. AND DONT even think about screwing up this thread you sillies! CORDIAL! RESPECTFUL! AND ABOVE ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DRUINBIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Divinus Arma]

I switched to wine. bv coastal

vons stuff




2004 chardonnnnnay. boring. But guiness is my starter. I dont want to watse my taste budeosa on.. wait...

I want to use guiness only for the taste buids and not other stuff, heh. Does that make sense?

[Proletariat]

Real nice, start this thread on a Thursday night. Have you no mercy?

Good Lord, I'm thirsty now.

[KukriKhan]

Real nice, start this thread on a Thursday night. Have you no mercy?

Good Lord, I'm thirsty now.

Well, yanno...

Marines: firsht in, an' all that.

Never you mind; navy pretain-sh, army maintain-sh; as alway-sh.

Thash it. I'm gettin' new denture-sh.

Or a better beer.

[Divinus Arma]

penis



Man I wanna be drunker but I'm going through an EMT course to prep me for my new carrer as a firefighter................

No more Marine Corps. It cometh to an end after 7 years.

Maybe I'll get smashed tomorrow nioght/

Gootta wake usp at 3am for an emt ridealong ./ hmm. 730 now...*does math*..... uhm. ya. heh beer.

[Renly]

I'm already buzzed. I'm going to get absolutly hammered in about five minutes. Will report back.

[The Wizard]

I am supposed to be drunk right now...

Then again, I've been drunk enough the past days.

[Strike For The South]

My parents are leaving me and my litlle brother home. This should be fun

[Louis VI the Fat]

ZIZOU!!

[ZombieFriedNuts]

Tranzlation

[Renly]

HOly s@#2 i'm hammered...


Anm I allowed ot S AY THAT"!??!?!?!?!


Edit; I 'll edit 'it out just in caswe

[Byzantine Prince]

Bluragh ahshshashsah

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

Be good. Do well. Whatever the other one was.

I think it was..........drink?

[Vladimir]

Where the hell is my celll phone? QWho took it? I knkow LEN will think less of mee psoting in this state ut whter ehe hell is my phone??!?!?!?! (Oh, and damy you turks for introducing coffie to Europe, coffie,cioffie covffie.



hhahaha


edittttte: Ren faire i s fuhn. lost o jail bait!!!

[Geoffrey S]

First time I've actually had access to ths thread when sozzled. Was fun until I got puked over, still, glad to have a chance to drink in Utrecht again.

[mercian billman]

Has anybody ever herd of mt subacuo in iyaly; ig've bee watching seaaon 1 of alias and hav e never heard of my subazioux is it a teal mountain>

[Reverend Joe]

Waiting for the sun...

[Ice]

wow dude so drunk. hot pocket just went off. mmm god. i sh ould slepe soon.

[Vladimir]

DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS!!!

[Major Robert Dump]

Ok i swear to god i just saw a commercial for a pill for people whose legs fall asleep. SLd or something of the like. Gee, i've expereienced that my whole life, its called "sitting on your butt for 30 mins and your limbs go to sleep" my god people are retarded

[Vladimir]

Justg turned 15!? Thank you Jesus that I'm only her for one week.


gab

[CrossLOPER]

My eyes can barely make out the keeeeeeboard. I can type. Wooooooo!!!! I AM not drunk.

[Ice]

My roommate is so drunk. This is hilarious.

[Major Robert Dump]

I got drunk at teh bar and walked home because i'd rather vreeze than pay 15 dollars for a 5 minute taxi ride. Some people in a car were yelling at me, i yelled back, they turned around and i ducked into the alley because johhny law says i cant have a gun to defend meself when im a drunktard, i shoulda brought the pepper spray but i forgoted

[Andres]

Hm, well, here I am.

I had diner with my wife. She cooked a delicious meal. And she insisted on making the bottle of wine empty.

I swear, it wasn't me, it was her.

Now I'm sitting here behind my keyboard. Feeling a bit drunk.

Oh

We forgot a digustiefke. Hm, in Englisch it's a digustive? Dygustif? Whatever.

Think we have some amaretto in the ... kast? Barkast? bwah, learn dutch.

K zenne weg. Dada.

[CrossLOPER]

Nasty eastern Georgain wine makes me laugh uncontrollably. Also, my dog's face is hilarious.

[Vladimir]

I am fairly drun*... No. Buzzed. If I were drunk, I couldn't type. Watched the game today and was dissapointed by the Chargers loss. Damn Rivers needs to buckle down and be willing to take the hit. Meanwhile, Schottenheimer needs to play less conservatively. Even worse, the Chargers defense is not playing like the #1 rated D in the league. What the hell? Granted, the Chiefs are hard team to play in the sea of red at KC. But that is no excuse. These are the games that San Diego needs to win of they ae going to win the conference, much less even the division.

DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS!!!

No I'm not drunk.