okay, NOW i have a problem with muslim extremists

[Don Corleone]

I must be completely unperceptive - I never noticed it

... but then, maybe being accompanied by Mrs Clegane has something to do with it

You have clearly never been to Orchard Boulevard after 8PM then. I'm not just talking about the bars. I had a transvestite hit on me in the Starbucks while I was typing up trip reports. That had to be one of the funnier exchanges I've ever been in...

Transvestite: Instead of working, why don't you bring me back to your hotel room, and we'll have fun.

Me: Uhm, I'm married, I'm straight and my boss will phone me in to Homeland Security for detainment if I don't get this report typed.

Tranny: Well, your wife and your boss aren't here, and I'm very, very good. How would you know you wouldn't like it if you haven't tried.

Me: Uhm, I've never tried LSD either, but I'm pretty sure it's not my style either.

Tranny: You're very arrogant!

Me: Nope, very fearful. Have a nice day.