Curse you all!

[Dayve]

David beckam(sp) is a dull snobby ponce who's only good at one thing in life - football. He changes his underpants 3 times a day and then throws the ones he just wore away, his wife is a talentless ugly pig who thinks she is some sort of queen and they are both stupidly rich when there are people who contribute REAL things to the world and can barely afford to live. The worlds gone mad. And they named one of their children Romeo... How facking daft can you get i ask? How facking daft?

If the plane carrying the whole England football team crashed and all died i'd secretly have a little celebration in my room. If it crashed into a football stadium full of football hooligans and killed lots of them i'd have an orgasm.