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  1. 05-05-2006, 12:51 #1
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    Default clean the jam

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4976212.stm

    doesnt know how to clean a jam?
    i'm in a rush
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    Default Re: clean the jam

    Check out his shoes!

    But seriously though; How does this make him different from any other general?
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    Default Re: clean the jam

    Well, for starters, a generals retainers would likely not grab the barrel of the hot machinegun because -- at the least -- they've probably been trained in officer school rather than be picked because its one's uncle Fawquars cousin,
    Pookey.

    The other reason is because he is too busy playing GTA3, trying to make enough money to buy the grenade launcher so he can learn to shoot down helicopters someday, assuming he has guys with him to clear the jam in the launcher

    This video needs Benny Hill music..
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    Terrorists seeing this are like republicans seeing a video of Bush st… st… stumbling over his words. You know they are sitting at a table making a bomb just shaking their heads.
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