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  1. 04-13-2006, 16:24 #1
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    Default Bootylicious Brits

    We all know the jokes about Brits and their teeth but check this out:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191622,00.html




    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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  2. 04-13-2006, 19:39 #2
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    "The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, who devised the formula for measuring one's moons.
    Remember that the guy gets payed for that. Now you know why I study psychology
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    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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  4. 04-13-2006, 22:36 #4
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  5. 04-15-2006, 08:58 #5
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    ...So this is assology?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalmoxis
    ...So this is assology?
    .. Ouch.
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    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalmoxis
    ...So this is assology?
    No, this is arstronomi
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    We've came across with so many absurd researches conducted by the British scientists that most of us here think that British government/organizations have so much to splash.

    However, Swiss scientists will one day beat them to it. Our observations indicate so..

    (Ironically we are developing an interesting Turkish research infrastructure here..Hmm..)
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    Quote Originally Posted by A.Saturnus
    Remember that the guy gets payed for that. Now you know why I study psychology
    Maybe I should change my study while I still can.
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  10. 04-15-2006, 13:47 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalmoxis
    ...So this is assology?
    Nope. It would be either sexology or sociology.
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  12. 04-15-2006, 22:59 #12
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    Asso-sexology. Beat you to it.
    Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.

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    when your girl friends in your bed ...when your ass smells like warm bread... dieherria... dieherra..."

    any way did you know this british women ripped off this mans balls once? i dont know how...
    Now with transparent layers!

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    Only Abokasee could have said that....
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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
    Asso-sexology. Beat you to it.
    When studying for my history degree my area of concentration was Aslo-Sexan culture.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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  16. 04-17-2006, 16:07 #16
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    Get your booty on the floor.
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