The Myth about a Life

[The Stranger]

I'm richer than when I left this place though i wouldnt leave it for a second. I'm a traveler who wants to share his experience with those stuck by the magic of this place. I'm going to tell you about a thing called a Life.

before i left, i believed like you that life whas something made up by Bandits to lure innocents forumvisitors to the open where they could be tricked into doing wrong. but when i decided to make the great journey to the Outside world, i learned more and more about the miracle called a Life. I walked outside very careful foot by foot, but soon i started to walk faster and it took not long before i could run. Run people i mean is there anything greater?

i even forgot about the org for a while and enjoyed what you all could do with a Life. play in nature, go to hookers, play football and have a real fight. A real one that hurts and that doesnt have a stupid AI that screws things up.

but after a while i started to feel homesick, i felt the world of sarcasm and i missed my dad, my journey to discover the miracles of a Life was over. but i enjoyed it. and i will once go back, when im old and im dying.

I recommend all of you to go outside and get A LIFE









You can buy a; Get A Life Guide (A Life not included) at Strangero Shoppo
or surf to www.getalife.com or call the HowDoIGetALife Hotline at 0900-getalife

[Reverend Joe]

I already have a life. It's fun.

[The Stranger]

you might think you have...but if you do you prolly are a BANDIT....BEIRUT GRAP HIM, he's here to seduse (sp?) us!!!!!!!

[Vladimir]

you might think you have...but if you do you prolly are a BANDIT....BEIRUT GRAP HIM, he's here to seduse (sp?) us!!!!!!!

Are you sure this shouldn't be in the drunkards thread?

[The Stranger]

eh...WHO ARE YOU???

HOW DO YOU DARE TO CALL ME A DRUNK, IM YOUR DADDY

[Viking]

This IS life, you see.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I run far too much...

[Beirut]

Philosophical musings are enjoyable.

Existential ponderings are fulfilling.

Spam simply gets locked.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

This IS life, you see.

[Ianofsmeg16]

I have a life, it's fun. I get drunk, regret it the following morning and then repeat the whole process

[edyzmedieval]

I have a life, it's fun. I get drunk, regret it the following morning and then repeat the whole process

I have a life. Basketball , women , school , exams , reading , writing ....

And I enjoy being a history and military history freak.

[The Stranger]

Yeah right, dont get excited to much, i know it better than all of U.

U HAVE NO LIFE

[Craterus]

THE INTERNET IS MY LIFE!!!!

[Ianofsmeg16]

Craterus, I thought I was your life?

Well! thats it!

I want a divorce!!

[Craterus]

Done!

P.S.

[Scurvy]

life's whatever you want it to be

[Craterus]

Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted.

I'm fine with this life, thank you very much, The Stranger.

[Csargo]

Spam

[Zalmoxis]

Philosophical musings are enjoyable.

Existential ponderings are fulfilling.

Spam simply gets locked.

Double reminder.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Yeah right, dont get excited to much, i know it better than all of U.

U HAVE NO LIFE

Hmm, then stop posting.

[Reverend Joe]

Life is really an interesting thing. I have been more into life lately- I am very much a lurker now (although I continue to post, which I thought I would not... just very infrequently. I will probably stop for a while, just to see how it develops.) You can feel your emotions much more strongly when you are living your life.

Try this for a change, all who can: get a copy of the "Clockwork Orange" soundtrack, preferably on LP. Watching the movie a few times helps to build the right kind of associations with this music, ideally raw violence, brutal rape, government brainwashing, grotesque politicians who plan on instilling a totalitarian system, and the like. Then, sit down for a while with a glass of fine wine and just relax to the visions of red red kroova, a little in-out in-out, and poor poor Alex with his glazzies taped open, screaming in agony.

[Strike For The South]

Yeah right, dont get excited to much, i know it better than all of U.

U HAVE NO LIFE

lol ok

[Rodion Romanovich]

I don't like life - too many small challenges with lousy AI, like the small rebel armies in RTW 1.2 (or was it 1.3?). No real big fights, no epic feeling, and the soundtrack sucks - it's just good graphics without gameplay I tell ya. There are much better games out there, with more depth and better AI, with respawn capabilities and proper quick load/quick save features for when it gets too hard. Life just has a single life, no save/load functions, and as a result the challenges are made easier to balance to the lack of save/load features. It's also pretty buggy - you can strive hard as **** and be a great player, then you get hit by a bus or random artillery spam (if you are in a "war" stage of the game)...

[Beirut]

Granted the AI can be terrible and bugs abound (we're still waiting for the next patch), but the soundtrack is very good and the Easter Eggs hidden in the game are a riot.

[edyzmedieval]

Granted the AI can be terrible and bugs abound (we're still waiting for the next patch), but the soundtrack is very good and the Easter Eggs hidden in the game are a riot.

Oh yeah, and cavalry can kill phalanxes in a second.

[Rodion Romanovich]

Oh yeah, and cavalry can kill phalanxes in a second.

True, but that was in an earlier version, in the latest version they have removed support for phalanxes and cavalry completely... But the easter eggs are cool...

[Viking]

Yeah, the AI in the game called Real Life is really stupid.

[The Stranger]

YEAH WHO'S CRAZY NOW ????

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Still you I think.

[Avicenna]

Call my AI buddies stupid and prepare to face the wrath of AGENT SMITH!!!