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    Magister Vitae Senior Member Kraxis's Avatar
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    To all sane people... begin digging your trenches.

    http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/scum.html

    And just to prove this isn't some elaborate joke.

    http://www.womynkind.org/scum.htm

    It is far too much to read in its entirety, but to put it short: The man is an evolutionary dead end, and the best thing for him is to not exist.
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    she needs some lovin
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    Wow! Talk about hate.

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    Prior to the institution of automation, to the replacement of males by machines, the male should be of use to the female, wait on her, cater to her slightest whim, obey her every command, be totally subservient to her, exist in perfect obedience to her will, ...the male, short of being a drag queen, is least miserable when his dogginess is recognized -- no unrealistic emotional demands are made of him and the completely together female is calling the shots. Rational men want to be squashed, stepped on, crushed and crunched, treated as the curs, the filth that they are, have their repulsiveness confirmed.

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    Every man, deep down, knows he's a worthless piece of shat
    Well thats just what I wanted too hear. That just raises your self-esteem way up there.

    I couldnt even finish reading it all cause it was so retarded I cant believe anyone would ever write that.
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    I think the term 'femi-nazi' applies very well here.

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    One wonders what the outcome would be if Ms. V. Solanas and Mr. O. binLaden were accidentally trapped in an elevator for an afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    I think the term 'femi-nazi' applies very well here.

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    I second the motion for labeling her 'feminazi'. I certainly don't like being dominated by anyone and don't consider myself a piece of shat.

    I hope that if for some awful reason Nikola Tesla's predicition that the future will be ruled by female "Queen Bees" that they aren't anything like this woman.

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    Wowa, OMG wow . I couldn't even read through 1/3 of that, so much frigin hate, so much disgusting hate. She beats Hitler hands down. She want to kill 3.25 billion people, just becuase she lacks meaningful healthy relationships. Seriously the KKK is kinder then she is.

    Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    I think the term 'femi-nazi' applies very well here.

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    I third that motion and move for a vote of ratification. Now I'm going to go take a shower and try to wash the hate from me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraxis
    It is far too much to read in its entirety, but to put it short: The man is an evolutionary dead end, and the best thing for him is to not exist.
    Yeah, that might be the reason why almost every single higher species has both males and females...

    That woman has probably been beaten and abused as a child, and if she hasn't, she must have some pretty serious genetical disorders, and should at all costs be prevented from spreading it to another generation. Witch! Witch! Witch! Burn the witch! Muahahaha that's what happens if you try to fight us men! Muahahaha!
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    I read the first paragraphs (currently no time to read all the drivel) and my favourite statement so far is this one:

    He is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, he is capable of a large array of negative feelings--hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt--and moreover he is aware or what he is or isn't.
    Obviously this woman is (or better was) completely immune to having such feelings...

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    She has obviously never read a study about chimps. Or read anything at all save the lesbians daily.

    Reversed abortion an option?

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    After having gotten around to finishing the rest of the "sermon" I visited the friendly website of the Church of Euthansia. They're SO helpful. Apparently they just want to eliminate all men BEFORE clearing the earth of the rest of it's population. The sites motto is "save the world kill yourself"

    You can tell the leadership is devoted to the cause by they're willingness to help the "church".
    5. Do I have to kill myself?

    Of course you don't have to kill yourself! If you really want to, though, wait until after you've joined the Church. That way, you automatically become a saint, without any additional paperwork. Don't forget to leave a note thanking and/or blaming the Church, and feel free to will us your estate, if you have one.

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    Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.

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    She makes a sexually frustrated impression on me.

    Seriously, I couldn't help to think that if somebody had posted such a rant here, the answer would've probably been "GAH!, any sources for your gibberish?".

    Poor woman.....

    P.S: Couldn't read the first link, it's blocked as "violence" at work.

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    To all sane people... begin digging your trenches.
    If you click the Biography link on the second page opened by the second link you find that this was written in 1967, so it is about 40 years late to start digging the trenches.
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    Call this a blatant attempt to drive my post count up.... but I seriously find myself wondering what inspires that level of hate in somebody? I feel really bad for her, because at somepoint, there was a human being in there. Clearly, she has allowed herself to be consumed by blind rage, rancor and hate... but that doesn't just happen to people... There's plenty of lesbians out there that like the company of men. Some, sex aside, prefer it. So it's not the singular matter of her sexual proclivity. What happened to turn a human child into... that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
    Call this a blatant attempt to drive my post count up.... but I seriously find myself wondering what inspires that level of hate in somebody? I feel really bad for her, because at somepoint, there was a human being in there. Clearly, she has allowed herself to be consumed by blind rage, rancor and hate... but that doesn't just happen to people... There's plenty of lesbians out there that like the company of men. Some, sex aside, prefer it. So it's not the singular matter of her sexual proclivity. What happened to turn a human child into... that?
    Biography
    1936- On April 9th, Valerie Jean Solanas is born to Louis and Dorothy Bondo Solanas in Ventor, New Jersey
    1940s- Valerie’s parents divorce. She moves with her mother to Washington, D.C.
    1949- Valerie’s mother marries Red Moran; shortly after, Valerie is sent away to Catholic school
    1951- at age 15 Valerie becomes pregnant by a sailor
    1954- Solanas graduates from High School. She goes on to attend the University of Maryland, studying
    psychology. She supports herself by working in the psych lab and later through prostitution and
    panhandling.
    1967- Valerie ends up in Greenwich Village, NYC.
    -She writes a play entitled, “Up Your Ass;” she seeks out Andy Warhol to produce it.
    -Solanas writes the SCUM Manifesto and sells mimeographed copies on the streets of NYC, this is where
    she meets publisher Maurice Giordias of the Olympia Press
    1968- Valerie announces that she wants to kill her publisher, Girodias, and an underground newspaper
    publisher gives her money to buy a gun
    -On June 3rd, Valerie shoots Andy Warhol, and several others in his “Factory”
    -June 28th, she is indicted on charges of attempted murder, assault and illegal possession of a gun
    1973- Valerie is in and out of psychiatric centers
    1988- On April 26th, at the age of 52, Valerie Solanas dies of emphysema and pneumonia in San Francisco
    http://www.depts.drew.edu/wmst/corec...s/Vsolanas.htm

    a very sad life, spent desperately seeking control of things uncontrollable.
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    Now that explains a bit about that woman, but not about the people who are currently the pages linked to above up on the Internet...
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    Unlike you, I have serious difficulty in believing this is not an elaborate hoax. Look at this page:

    http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/sn.../abortion.html

    They even managed to defile a Dune quote. Heretics

    Then I clicked on the link labeled 'pillar of sodomy' and it took me to some weird page telling me to drink my own urine

    GAH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by R'as al Ghul
    She makes a sexually frustrated impression on me.
    She was a prostitute most of her life, and she was abused by her father. I don't think she had a good time at any point in her life. It's too bad so many people can relate to what she spues.

    I feel guilty about going to that Euthanasia site. It's vile, I don't want it anywhere in my Pc, ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    I read the first paragraphs (currently no time to read all the drivel) and my favourite statement so far is this one:



    Obviously this woman is (or better was) completely immune to having such feelings...
    She deals with this actually...

    It is most tempting to pick off the female "Great Artists", double dealers, etc. along with the men, but that would be impractical, as there would be no one left; all women have a fink streak in them, to a great or lesser degree, but it stems from a lifetime of living among men. Eliminate men and women will shape up. Women are improvable; men are not, although their behavior is. When SCUM gets hot on their asses it'll shape up fast.
    Women are just better because they are women.
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    After having a good rest and looking back over the manifesto, I've come to the conclusion that she flunked english in elementary school. Also she's rambling in near circle's, she'll deny something outright in one paragraph and then contradict that statement in a later paragraph. I still can't finish that book of hate, hitler's got nothing on her.

    Kraxis I've got to ask, how in the world did you find this wepage. Why after finding the church did you look into it further? Searching for violent feminism egads man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    She was a prostitute most of her life, and she was abused by her father. I don't think she had a good time at any point in her life. It's too bad so many people can relate to what she spues.
    My humor tends to be quite cynical sometimes.
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    Gah! That`s the most disturbing page I`ve ever seen.
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    Thank God that all women are not like that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kagemusha
    Thank God that all women are not like that!
    You wish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking
    You wish.
    Me knows they arent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    She was a prostitute most of her life, and she was abused by her father. I don't think she had a good time at any point in her life.
    Awwwww poor baby. Bad youth or not, just lock her up in the madhouse with a jack russel and some peanut butter to keep her busy. She is about to splode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kagemusha
    Me knows they arent.

    This women aint that bad either....:

    The few remaining men can exist out their puny days dropped out on drugs or strutting around in drag or passively watching the high-powered female in action, fulfilling themselves as spectators, vicarious livers* or breeding in the cow pasture with the toadies, or they can go off to the nearest friendly suicide center where they will be quietly, quickly and painlessly gassed to death.

    *It will be electronically possible for him to tune in to any specific female he wants to and follow in detail her every movement. The females will kindly, obligingly consent to this, as it won't hurt them in the slightest and it is a marvelously kind and humane way to treat their unfortunate, handicapped fellow beings.
    The sick, irrational men, those who attempt to defend themselves against their disgustingness, when they see SCUM barreling down on them, will cling in terror to Big Mama with her Big Bouncy Boobies, but Boobies won't protect them against SCUM; Big Mama will be clinging to Big Daddy, who will be in the corner shitting in his forceful, dynamic pants. Men who are rational, however, won't kick or struggle or raise a distressing fuss, but will just sit back, relax, enjoy the show and ride the waves to their demise.

    I am flattered.
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    So she thinks women are superior, does she?

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