What is the craziest thing youve ever done

[The Stranger]

I dont do crazy things. im a very normal person but i know we have some real Crazy people around here. so i'd like to know

Especially BEIRUT. dont be shy come to the stage and tell us all :D

[Divinus Arma]

One time, I actually created a spam thread under beirut's watchful eye...









































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[Byzantine Prince]

I once typed 'lol', but I did not laugh.


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[discovery1]

Crazy. Hmmm. Well, I sometimes scrap my arms.....
What else? I punch walls for no reason at all. I try to climb up light posts, and fail. I sometimes spontaneously, I guess you could call it dance. Hmmm....

There was the time I fell asleep in linear algebra, and didn't wake up until the next class had started. I groggily get up, stumble to the front of the class, and ask where I was(ans: differential equations class, apparently they were in the middle of a test). I then stumble out. The class found it rather amusing.

[Upxl]

Once I ate a whole pie.

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[Beirut]

Please don't drop (+1) bombs in other people's threads. It turns good threads to spam, and spam to closed.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I once punched a baby. In my defence, the baby was being kind of an idiot.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I once punched a baby. In my defence, the baby was being kind of an idiot.

Lol...

Well here goes. I was bored and I found some siran rap in the house. I went outside to see what trouble I could get into. I found two trees across from each other perfectly on opposite sides of the road...

...Yeah, you got it right, I made a wall of siran rap. Worst part was that a cop was the first to drive by. Seriously what the hell kind of odds are those?!?!

[Craterus]

I threw a firework into a school..

[Somebody Else]

My ex.

[Ianofsmeg16]

Just two days ago I snuck into a mansion, one that I want when I win the Lottery, sat there for about 30 mins, then...well...er...nature called.

and yes, the wall was there, looking more and more attractive as the night wore on, the second I "let loose" the owners car drove up, i had to run away through fields and thorn bushes...not funny

[Zain]

I once jumped off the roof of my two story house, and landed on a trampoline. Usually that's no big deal, but not when you lose control, land, bounce way high, and land on top of a rose bush plant next to the trampoline. OUCH!!!

-ZainDustin

[LeftEyeNine]

I had poured cologne over a stove, leading to flames growing as long as to reach the ceiling for a couple of seconds. When the fire was gone, my eyebrows and the front part of my hair was..erm..white..

Burnt hair stinks like evil.

[John86]

I once.....
Called a cuban a mexican.
Damn did he get pissed.

[KukriKhan]

What is the craziest thing you've ever done

1. Get married. 3 times.
2. Chug a gallon of Jalapeño juice for a $20 bar-bet. Twice.
3. Wake up on a stone park bench in El Paso, TX, shoeless, with $2,000 in the pants (not mine) I was wearing... the morning after a night that began in Tampa, Florida with $40 and boots. With no idea what happened in between.

Wait, you said 'crazy', not 'stupid'. My bad.

[Teleklos Archelaou]

Drove a three-wheeler head on into a tree in an attempt to stop.

It worked. Unfortunately.

[Justiciar]

Took a 1 hour bus-ride naked. I had to. I'd been dumped outside my "friend's" house after some godawful party, naked and hungover while they lobbed eggs at me from his bedroom window. I don't know what I did, but I haven't seen them since.

[Dutch_guy]

Took a 1 hour bus-ride naked. I had to. I'd been dumped outside my "friend's" house after some godawful party, naked and hungover while they lobbed eggs at me from his bedroom window. I don't know what I did, but I haven't seen them since.

I think we have a winner !

[The Wizard]

Get so drunk that I fell flat on my face onto seksay Curaçao tarmac.

At least, that's what my friends told me. What I remember is one moment I'm having a nice can of Polar beer, and the thing I know it's morning, I'm lying on a couch in my friend's bedroom, my shirt, shoes and socks are gone, and I have two huge scabs on my left cheek...

[Csargo]

Me and a couple of friends stole a car and went too the mall. Luckily the car was my friends moms friends car without her knowing. Wow I'm not sure I said that right. But luckily she didnt report it stolen or we would have been screwed. Well I think thats the craziest thing I've ever done.

[Reverend Joe]

I once gave a cop two fingers.



Nah, I don't do crazy stuff... mostly just odd stuff.

[Fragony]

Crossed the IJselmeer (a large and pretty treacherous lake) with a 2 meter long boat. Not a very smart thing to do

[Somebody Else]

Went from mainland France to Corsica, on a 12-foot inflatable boat...

[English assassin]

Long story, but it involved a Dutchman I had met ten minutes before, Bratislava, a LOT of beer, German skinheads (who were actually very nice and peaceable people, in stark contrast to the anglo-dutch contingent at that point, ) some girls, breaking into a nightclub, and then its a bit hazy until waking up under a tree in a pool of frozen vomit.

Moral: you can't trust the Dutch.

[Fragony]

Long story, but it involved a Dutchman I had met ten minutes before, Bratislava, a LOT of beer, German skinheads (who were actually very nice and peaceable people, in stark contrast to the anglo-dutch contingent at that point, ) some girls, breaking into a nightclub, and then its a bit hazy until waking up under a tree in a pool of frozen vomit.

Moral: you can't trust the Dutch.

These germans were probably 'Gabbers', they aren't nazi's but lovers of extremily loud housemusic. Most of the time a friendly bunch, could be the insane amounts of xtc they usually process.

And dutch tourists are indeed horrible.

[Geoffrey S]

Declared my love to a policewoman when drunk, in song.

[Kommodus]

When I was a kid, myself and a few others constructed a home-made bee suit out of plastic garbage bags, a bycicle helmet, packing tape, and many layers of clothing, and proceeded to make a frontal assault on a wasp nest.

Dang those things have bad tempers...

[The Stranger]

some real crazy people in here

I once wrote a song called st. Treekilling Beiruts Day. ill post it later :D once i perfected it

[BigTex]

A few years ago me and my friends were bored a few days before 4th of July. The previous day we had gone out and bought fireworks to shoot off on the 4th. We had bought these reasonably small artillery rounds that had a small enough kick you could hold it and fire it.

So we decided it would be fun to shoot them at each other while riding our bikes in a field behind my house. Now all was going well and good till one of my friends took one straight to his clavicle. He lost his balance and went tumbling end over end for a good 5 yards. At somepoint he had hit his head, maybe a couple times, and he was knocked out for a good minute.

After calling 911 and getting him to the hospital we were all fined 200$'s for firing off fireworks while in the city limits, had our parents called out there and got the "what a bunch of dumbarses" from the parents and police. So the morale of story is , boredom+fireworks is bad, and $200 fines suck.

[Avicenna]

I wasted lots of time on a ridiculous game called Runescape.