I once jumped off the roof of my two story house, and landed on a trampoline. Usually that's no big deal, but not when you lose control, land, bounce way high, and land on top of a rose bush plant next to the trampoline. OUCH!!!
-ZainDustin
I once jumped off the roof of my two story house, and landed on a trampoline. Usually that's no big deal, but not when you lose control, land, bounce way high, and land on top of a rose bush plant next to the trampoline. OUCH!!!
-ZainDustin
I had poured cologne over a stove, leading to flames growing as long as to reach the ceiling for a couple of seconds. When the fire was gone, my eyebrows and the front part of my hair was..erm..white..
Burnt hair stinks like evil.
I once.....
Called a cuban a mexican.
Damn did he get pissed.
"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." -Ronald Reagan
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-Ser Clegane
1. Get married. 3 times.What is the craziest thing you've ever done
2. Chug a gallon of Jalapeño juice for a $20 bar-bet. Twice.
3. Wake up on a stone park bench in El Paso, TX, shoeless, with $2,000 in the pants (not mine) I was wearing... the morning after a night that began in Tampa, Florida with $40 and boots. With no idea what happened in between.
Wait, you said 'crazy', not 'stupid'. My bad.
Last edited by KukriKhan; 04-23-2006 at 03:31.
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Drove a three-wheeler head on into a tree in an attempt to stop.
It worked. Unfortunately.
Took a 1 hour bus-ride naked. I had to. I'd been dumped outside my "friend's" house after some godawful party, naked and hungover while they lobbed eggs at me from his bedroom window. I don't know what I did, but I haven't seen them since.
When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman? From the beginning all men by nature were created alike, and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men. For if God would have had any bondsmen from the beginning, he would have appointed who should be bound, and who free. And therefore I exhort you to consider that now the time is come, appointed to us by God, in which ye may (if ye will) cast off the yoke of bondage, and recover liberty. - John Ball
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