Crazy classmates

[edyzmedieval]

Do you have crazy classmates? And by crazy, check this out:

One colleague of mine, named Mihnea(I am from Romania), vanished after we finished school. Time passed, Mihnea still wasn't home. It was 10 p.m, not at home. 12 p.m., not at home.
Finally, we found him in our class, sleeping on the bench, the next day, at 7 a.m. We asked him: "What have you done? "
Well, he responded, I did this:

After I finished school, I didn't want to go home. So I took a stroll in the park, walked around the whole city, ate and drank something, did my homework, write poetry etc... Where? In the park. :) I also slept in the park till 4:30 a.m, when it got cold. So, I went to the school, but it was closed.I slept in the park near the school until 6 a.m., when I entered the school. Slept for another hour, till my classmates found me. This is my story.

We were in a bit of shock but anyhow, do you have guys like him?
Oh, got to go. Seems like it's an emergency with him again. :shock:

P.S.: Sorry if I have grammar mistakes. Wrote it in a hurry. We got another problem with him, it seems.

[Husar]

Nope, don´t know anyone who is that crazy.
The closest to that I am mysloef I think, but I wouldn´t sleep in a park or so, just that bit about wandering around in the city out of sheer boredom may fit me.

[Moros]

heh, ofcourse I do not know anybody who's that crazy...

Well okay, I'm a quite crazy guy to, I've done so much bizarre/crazy things I can't remember them all.

For example I've crawled into a verry small closet, just like those snake people from the circus wo crawl into a small box. I stayed in it for a whole hour (my back hurted like afterwards) then when class was almost done I jumped out. I also remember the time I've locked a whole class up int their classroom (I locked it with a broom from the outside). But the best thing ever was "project frog". You don't want to know. Or that time I was dressed like a roman emperor for the whole day at school,... and so many other things.

SO o I qualify?

I've also has someone in my class who was afraid of drawn spiders/snakes/frogs/... who sometimes stood on his head a whole class and threw stones at everybody. He hit me once too. Nevr liked him much, especially that time he said he was hearing voiceS.

[The Blind King of Bohemia]

I had a mate called chris, he was a lunatic drunkard, drug abuser but he was a good lad. He was kicked out by his parents and slept on park benches, sheds, anywhere with shelter. He passed away about 5 years ago after solvent abuse. A nice lad by all accounts but bloody crazy

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Friend of mine eats anything. I mean ANYTHING. He eats peels of oragnes in a turkey sandwich with chocolate milk drenched on it. I'm not kidding.

Same kid snorts Ambien and knocks himself out with gas from his lighter (he enhales).

Somehow he's so freakin smart though! I'm at one of the best schools in Texas and still he's in all highest honors courses

[Redleg]

A friend of mine in college decide to drop out for a year and tour the country on his 10-speed bike. That wasn't the crazy part.

He decided to do it with absolutely no cash to his name. He ate out of garbage bins, and slept in roadside parks.

Now I don't believe everybit of his story, but he did return after 4 monthes about 40 pounds lighter and stinking to high heaven.

[discovery1]

I once locked myself in the bathroom. Then there was the time I slept into another class. Then there was the time I ran to get deoderint after The Producers, almost missing the bus and scraping off a large bit of skin in the process. I got liquid nitrogen on my pants in a physics lab last week. Oh, and I wrote a birthday greeting in my own blood. Then there is my general reactions to conversations. If I missed something I generally say 'HUH?!' the caps being appropriate.

Oh, then there is the Armenian down the hall. he stuck a capacitor he got out of a dumpster in a wall socket. Took out power in the room. Then the other day he blew up a microchip while testing electronics. I'm sure he's done other stuff, but I can't remeber what.

[Zalmoxis]

A long time ago, I think it might have been 6th grade or 7th grade, a colleague of mine, think his name was Alex, found a 2 liter bottle of some type of alcohol and drank himself into a coma.

[AntiochusIII]

If "crazy" also includes mental problems, then yes.

One guy likes to talk about (my God the first time I met him I didn't know he was crazy; he kept talking to me continuously throughout the class and all I could do was "uhuh" "umm" "what?(feigned surprise)" "cool" and other such generic responses) all sorts of crazy stuff all the time. He kept talking about how he hated the Catholic church (something about they're evil) and he likes to talk about Lucifer (the Devil) and such. Funny--but his condition is actually quite dangerous: he cut himself several times, if not more.

Strange that I would befriend such a guy and continue to be friendly with him, considering my usual social awkwardness and the aloof, "genius, shy, amiable" kid air I usually radiate. [Warning - impression and truth are different things, like the descriptions in the quotations above]

[Husar]

If "crazy" also includes mental problems, then yes.

One guy likes to talk about (my God the first time I met him I didn't know he was crazy; he kept talking to me continuously throughout the class and all I could do was "uhuh" "umm" "what?(feigned surprise)" "cool" and other such generic responses) all sorts of crazy stuff all the time. He kept talking about how he hated the Catholic church (something about they're evil) and he likes to talk about Lucifer (the Devil) and such. Funny--but his condition is actually quite dangerous: he cut himself several times, if not more.

Strange that I would befriend such a guy and continue to be friendly with him, considering my usual social awkwardness and the aloof, "genius, shy, amiable" kid air I usually radiate. [Warning - impression and truth are different things, like the descriptions in the quotations above]

I could give my - religiously inspired - answer, but this is not the backroom.

[Divine Wind]

At my primary school we had a right bunch of nutters. One lad called Rich, used to enjoy biting his hand so hard that it bled all over the desk, for no apparent reason...he just liked it.

Another chap called Lawson used to love drinking ink cartridges from fountain pens, and actually stole them off other students, drinking them all in one go at break time. I think he ended up having his stomach pumped after one eventful day of ink consuming.

Worst of all was a kid in the year above me called Greg, who had a tendancy to love unzipping his trousers and pee'ing on everything and anything, apart from people (thank god), the worst event happened when he went into our school library and managed to cause £500 worth of damage.

Sounds like a mental school doesnt it, but it was actually the best in the area....i wonder what the others were like

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I live in this richy rich neighborhood with all these white kids who listen to rap. They're all mellow and stuff, but I listen to metal. They all think I'm crazy.

[edyzmedieval]

I live in this richy rich neighborhood with all these white kids who listen to rap. They're all mellow and stuff, but I listen to metal. They all think I'm crazy.

You are.
I love rap.

Anyways, glad I'm not the only one who has guys with mental problems in his house.

Oh yeah, the thing is, he started banging his head on the chalk board.

[Cha]

I was reading a newspaper when suddenly a knife cut through the newspaper. My colleague appeared in between the cut.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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Decades ago, in the first year of middle school... Our classroom was on the fourth floor of a giantine building with high flats, which used to be the building of the once second greatest newspaper of the country. We were at the corner of the flat, two fronts with windows. There was this guy opening the window, going out, walking outside the building, turning the corner and entering from the other window.

A couple years ago a lawyer friend of mine said: "Where on earth do you know ..... ..... from? He told me to say hi to you, when I mentioned your name for some reason." I was half shocked because the crazy guy had become a lawyer.

Oh, btw

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

he used to eat his slime

too.
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[Avicenna]

I have a classmate who once ran into a wall with a bucket on his head, which got filmed. He also talks in a high-pitched voice a lot of the time, and likes to bang his head on the table.

[edyzmedieval]

I have a classmate who once ran into a wall with a bucket on his head, which got filmed. He also talks in a high-pitched voice a lot of the time, and likes to bang his head on the table.

I have similar colleagues.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

I have a classmate who once ran into a wall with a bucket on his head, which got filmed. He also talks in a high-pitched voice a lot of the time, and likes to bang his head on the table.

Similar to this?

http://www.break.com/index/headfirst1.html

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I went to a Comprehensive school on a council estate, so most of my classmates were criminally insane.

There were a couple of especially choice incidents, though. When I was about 13, a boy in my science class decided to jam a pair of metal scissors into a mains socket and turn the power on...while holding them. The circuit breaker tripped, which saved his life, but he got chucked back a fair way, and burnt his hand. The school's power was also knocked out for a while.

Another incident which took place at about the same time was one of the older pupils secreting himself in the woods that ran alongside the school with an air-rifle and taking potshots at anyone who walked past. He was pretty deranged.

[Strike For The South]

I live in this richy rich neighborhood with all these white kids who listen to rap. They're all mellow and stuff, but I listen to metal. They all think I'm crazy.

Really rap? Ive been hanging around coach to much. Gospel Gospel Gospel I always found Alamo Heghits to be strange. In the middle of downtown its like self contanied...werid