At my primary school we had a right bunch of nutters. One lad called Rich, used to enjoy biting his hand so hard that it bled all over the desk, for no apparent reason...he just liked it.

Another chap called Lawson used to love drinking ink cartridges from fountain pens, and actually stole them off other students, drinking them all in one go at break time. I think he ended up having his stomach pumped after one eventful day of ink consuming.

Worst of all was a kid in the year above me called Greg, who had a tendancy to love unzipping his trousers and pee'ing on everything and anything, apart from people (thank god), the worst event happened when he went into our school library and managed to cause £500 worth of damage.

Sounds like a mental school doesnt it, but it was actually the best in the area....i wonder what the others were like