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    Default I need a wii!

    Yes, the Nintendo Revolution's final name has been revealed. Wii. Cue terrible jokes along the lines of the topic title, or (courtesy of Tim Buckley) 'now i can play with my wii all night long!'

    Discuss this odd marketing decision.
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    Default Re: I need a wii!

    almost as bad a name as the LameCube,
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    Actually Gamecube is a good name. As it's a nearly cube shapped thing that plays games. N64 that was lame ass name. Not a stupid as Wii but close.
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    "'Im going home to play with my Wii"

    Why couldn't they just stick to revolution


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    Default Re: I need a wii!

    It's a Wii-volution (sorry couldn't help it )
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    Default Re: I need a wii!

    All the lame jokes are over on slashdot. I think it sounds incredibly stupid, but maybe that's the point. It sure lit up the 'Net overnight and got everyone talking about it, in a way that wouldn't have happened if they used something more predictable.

    Aside from the free PR buzz, having a silly and diminutive name means the actual platform doesn't have to live up to anything grandiose like "Revolution." So maybe that's an advantage too. I just hope intentionally stupid/silly product names doesn't become a big trend.
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    The way I look at it, this is the final indication that Nintendo is abandoning the race for power in the console market, surrendering the hard-core gamer audience to Microsoft or Sony. They now focus on picking up the more casual family-oriented crowd.
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    Default Re: I need a wii!

    Stupid Name.

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    It's a name, who cares?
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    Does Wii stand for anything or is it just a stupid name? I dont know but I think I'll Wii all over myself now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehesu
    The way I look at it, this is the final indication that Nintendo is abandoning the race for power in the console market, surrendering the hard-core gamer audience to Microsoft or Sony. They now focus on picking up the more casual family-oriented crowd.
    Actually, Ive read the opposite- that the Revolution (Im holding off on using that stupid name for as long as I can) will be the gaming connoisseur's system. It's the only one offering any real innovation afterall, the other systems are just more of the same with prettier graphics. I guess it comes down to how you define a 'hard-core'r gamer.

    As to the name- I think it was a pretty dumb choice. It probably won't matter much in Japan where the 360 is already pretty much finished, but American gamers need a cooler sounding name before they'll buy a console... for some reason. I dont really like the name myself, but I'll get used to it.
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    Is thsi real? Why would they shoot themselves in the foot by naming it that when Revolution was perfectly acceptible?
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    Indeed

    I can get the name Revolution, cool name and says something about the product.

    Wii on the other hand is just lame, I mean what does it even stand for - to second Csar's question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
    Indeed

    I can get the name Revolution, cool name and says something about the product.

    Wii on the other hand is just lame, I mean what does it even stand for - to second Csar's question.

    It's a pretty sad explanation that they've offerred... Wii, pronounced "we" signifies how it's a system for everyone to play together, and the 'ii' is supposed to be symbolic of the controllers... blah, blah, blah....

    Check nintendo.com to see it for yourself.
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    Default Re: I need a wii!

    Quote Originally Posted by Xiahou
    Actually, Ive read the opposite- that the Revolution (Im holding off on using that stupid name for as long as I can) will be the gaming connoisseur's system. It's the only one offering any real innovation afterall, the other systems are just more of the same with prettier graphics. I guess it comes down to how you define a 'hard-core'r gamer.

    As to the name- I think it was a pretty dumb choice. It probably won't matter much in Japan where the 360 is already pretty much finished, but American gamers need a cooler sounding name before they'll buy a console... for some reason. I dont really like the name myself, but I'll get used to it.
    So very true, a name shouldn't really matter. Though it may lead to very acquired moments when your explaining to your GF your playing a Wii. With the PS3's supposed cost of 600 euro's, 700-800 dollars I'm betting the Wii might do pretty well against the other consoles.
    Wine is a bit different, as I am sure even kids will like it.
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    I thought they said it would cost about $450-500.
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    Default Re: I need a wii!

    They were going for $100-200 (I think that's US).



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