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    Ah yes the greatest of holidays were it was the Mexicans turn to beat the French Time throw a few back and go to taco cabana baby! Note: This thread is not about immagration the holiday was here before it will be here when the suitataion is resolved. Saying that every Texan should get royaly smashed:cheers:
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    Gee Strike, How politically correct of you.
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    Cinco De Mayo is tomorrow Strike but all the same cheers my Texas friend.
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    It is the fifth over here already.

    Bloody Mexicanos though, celebrating the shooting of the illegal French immigrants trying to take over their country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    It is the fifth over here already.

    Bloody Mexicanos though, celebrating the shooting of the illegal French immigrants trying to take over their country.
    déjà vu, dude. It's all coming clearer.
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    I'm sorry I don't celebrate Irish holidays
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    Ah yes the greatest of holidays were it was the Mexicans turn to beat the French Time throw a few back and go to taco cabana baby! Note: This thread is not about immagration the holiday was here before it will be here when the suitataion is resolved. Saying that every Texan should get royaly smashed :cheers:


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    I'm going to crawl under a fence, maybe jump over it and pick some fruit in celebration. I might even call everybody "gringo" for the day. Maybe I'll smugle some drugs as well, mug somebody, gang bang, etc. Hell I don't know, so many cultral activities I could do.
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    Hell I don't know, so many cultral activities I could do.
    So tempting to list some really nice negative stereotypical cultural activities from down Georgia way .

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    As it is now Seis de Mayo, I am glad I misssed it due to my boycotting the holiday over the entire illegal immigrant issue. As far as I am concerned, I wish that the French had won. Cinco de Mayo can Besa Mi Coolo! Anada Le amigos! Corre para la bordero pronto! Mama nessecita unas zapatas nuevas! Rappido Amigos, El Presidente Bush gusta mucho los Mexicanos illegal!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    I'm going to crawl under a fence, maybe jump over it and pick some fruit in celebration. I might even call everybody "gringo" for the day. Maybe I'll smugle some drugs as well, mug somebody, gang bang, etc. Hell I don't know, so many cultral activities I could do.
    **** YEAH! That's what I did... now I'm in jail (but getting internet acess due to my illegal immigrant status).

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    Wow.. who couldnt beat the french? Its nothing to celebrate about.

    They can go back to their own country and celebrate though! I support that 100%... (the going back to their own country part ;) )

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    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJager
    Wow.. who couldnt beat the french? Its nothing to celebrate about.
    Well, Germany's Otto IV, for starters. http://www.militaryfactory.com/battl..._victories.asp

    Funny how 5 May is just another day in Mexico, but a huge deal in the US.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan

    Funny how 5 May is just another day in Mexico, but a huge deal in the US.
    That's because there are no Mexicans living in Mexico now, they are all here!!!
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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
    I'm sorry I don't celebrate Irish holidays
    That reminds me of the Corona commercial.
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    Default Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo

    I used this like every other holiday: as an excuse to get drunk. This time, with Tequila... the nectar of the Gods (Specifically, Quetzacoatl.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba
    I used this like every other holiday: as an excuse to get drunk. This time, with Tequila... the nectar of the Gods (Specifically, Quetzacoatl.)
    If your not drinking Mescal then your not celibrating with style......
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean

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    Default Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo

    So does anyone know how the Battle of Pueblo turned out the way it did?

    I got some stuff involving an attack on the fortified town but no details.


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