Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
You're wrong. I have compelling evidence that you are wrong. However, I will not present said evidence, being as that would give you and oppertunity to attempt to refute such inrefutable evidence, and thusforth would be playing into your hands. As it is my civil duty not to play into your hands, I shall not present the evidence, merely state that you are wrong and that I have factual information that will decisivly disprove your entire case. That being said, you are wrong.



Best argument ever.
Kaiser, have you heard of guantanamo? Your authorities love this sort of reasoning. If they are going to dish it out they need to be big enough to take it.

Anyway, judges don't have to prove counsel's arguments are gobbledygook, counsel should prove they make sense.