Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
I had a Texas Double Whopper for lunch today


I always liked the music TV show Austin City Limits, and I spent a year one weekend, in El Paso years ago (long,confusing story involving booze, hookers, airplanes, shoes and billiards).

Am I in?



So your plan is to physically push off from Oklahoma, NewMexico, old Mexico, Arkansas & Louisiana... until Texas floats free in the Gulf?

Brilliant. I'll take the part that borders Las Cruses, NM. Let me know when to start pushing. Meanwhile, I'll just drink these handy Miller Genuine Draft Beers that seem to have magically appeared (note: am I gonna hafta switch to Lone Star beer now?).
Yes you are. You dont have to switch lone star. We dont drink that anglo saxon brew. We prefer the sweet czech german Shiner Bock much better but you may drink what you like.