Guess who's into sheep most...

[Beirut]

Guy's driving through the countryside in Wales, sees a man bonking a sheep out in a field. The guy stops at the nearby house and knocks on the door. BKS answers. The man says, "Kid, I don't want to freak you out, but I thought I should tell you there's a man out in your field bonking one of your sheep."

BKS says, "Oh, that's ok, that's just my Da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d."

(Well... back to Junior Member for me.)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Hahahaha! I've heard that before, but it's very good.

A farming inspector is visiting a small holding in West Wales. He greets the farmer, and asks him if he can take a look at his cows.

'Fine', the farmer says.

The inspector goes to the cowshed, and is incredibly shocked when the cow comments on what a nice day it is. He rushes back to the farmer, and shouts 'This is incredible! Your cow can talk!'

'Really?', says the farmer. 'He's never talked to me before.'

Next the inspector goes to the stables, and is flabbergasted when the horse talks to him as well! Again, he tells the farmer, and again the farmer professes no knowledge.

Finally, the inspector says he must see the sheep. 'Don't believe anything that sheep tells you, she's a bloody liar!' exclaims the farmer.