The real Federal Budget - 2005

[GoreBag]

"Doctor Rory, I am grossly overwieght. Can you give me any advice?"
"Go home and keep eating."
"What?! Are you serious?!"
"Yeah, why not? You're not going to listen to me anyway; you just want to pretend to be concerned about your weight so you can feel better about yourself. So just go home and stop worrying about it, you fat ****. I hope you choke to death on a tuna sandwich."

I honestly wish more people talked to me like that.

(you don't eat acid, you drop it)

[rory_20_uk]

LOL!!

A couple of things:

I think that when I am talking to the fatties and the druggies. The money I get paid means I don't say it - I prostitute myself for my salary and so get the company line values stuck over anything that I might think on the subject.
Here is a place where I can say my thoughts on the world. To prevent me from drowning in the cloying sugar coating that is required by the cattle I vent some here.

[Reverend Joe]

I honestly wish more people talked to me like that.

(you don't eat acid, you drop it)

Either one, really.

And Rory, you should still enjoy life a little more. So people are cattle. So what? You think you're the only one who has to deal with them on a daily basis? Hell no.

Maybe I am just a very blunt person, but I never find myself stifled by "sugar-coating." I just say what I mean and mean what I say. Maybe you should try being a little more blunt; it might make you feel better. I know I don't mind what my doctor says to me. Then again, I don't really guilt-trip myself a lot.

So, what I guess I am saying here is... uh...

Hm... lost my train of thought. I guess, just be a little more blunt and shameless, and encourage others to do so, and we will all be a little happier. For example, when you cheat on your life, don't run and cry to God. Instead, readily admit it, without guilt (other than the natural guilt- don't fake it) and maybe try examining a little why you did this. Are you not getting enough at home? Are you feeling depressed and lonely? Or did you just decide you liked her rack and said, what the hell?

(The last part is really for everybody.)

Anyway, back on track about the budget...