I'll happily accept the fascist label if you're ready to admit you're an idealistic little hippie.

Oh, I want to have fun with your if-an-anology-is-not-total-it's-invalid line of reasoning.

You can't compare your true love to a summer rose because:

  • Your true love does not engage in photosynthesis.
  • A rose has spiny thorns and your true love doesn't.
  • They are members of different species.
  • Your true love does not respond to standard gardening practices.

What fun! You've given me a new game to play for the day, DD.

Fascisticly yours,

Lemur