I smoke cigarettes and the occasional funny ones.

I don't smoke around children and while others are eating.
I can't stand others smoking while I eat and I hate it when people act as if their life depended on the next cigarette. Those that take every opportunity to smoke are clearly more sick (in mind and body) than I am. I'm able to not smoke for several hours, if f. e. the work requires it.
What gets on my nerves are the tobacco fascist that start to cough when I light up a cigarette near them and we're in the street. I mean, come on!

The amount of cigs I smoke per day has declined over the years from 20-25 to 10-15. But still, I'm hopelessly addicted.

If my life plan works out, I'll quit smoking sometime in the future.....

*stumps out cigarette*