Imagine if they made the "Rushdie Code"

[Major Robert Dump]

I would see the movie, Dave, I might even take a date and make out in the front row and squirt mayonasse packets on the people behind me. But I don't think hollywood would have a warm reception for it, it would have to be independent which means it would likely not be carried at many movie houses, not even Paul Newmans (speaking of mayo!)

[Devastatin Dave]

I might even take a date and make out in the front row and squirt mayonasse packets on the people behind me. (speaking of mayo!)

I thought I was the only one that use to do that. I also take a whoopi cushion for some "backdoor" simulations!!!

[Red Peasant]

I think that DD just feels 'disempowered'. He wants to go on a crusade/holy war, issue a few fatwas, molest and kill some 'non-believers', etc. Don't worry DD, maybe your fantasy will come true one day ... but hopefully not when I'm around of course