Love/Hate rhymes

[Sasaki Kojiro]

These are entries to a washington post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your fac e, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[Zalmoxis]

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

Comedy gold!

[Csargo]

Thats hilarious

[edyzmedieval]

OMG....

[Beirut]

I stroke you with gently spoken verse
Before I stick on you a curse

You fill my heart with cheer
Now get my ******* beer

Your body floats just like a dove
But it's really your sister that I love

You made my world when you walked through my door
Now get the mop and clean the floor

A lovely word it is your name
Now go away, I'm playing a computer game

I see your picture on the wall
Hopping soon that it will fall

I miss you my love please come back
Though the smell of you gives me an asthma attack

[edyzmedieval]

You made my world when you walked through my door
Now get the mop and clean the floor

A lovely word it is your name
Now go away, I'm playing a computer game

[Rodion Romanovich]

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.