Comedy gold!I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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Comedy gold!I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite." - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Thats hilarious
Originally Posted by Sooh
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OMG....
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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I stroke you with gently spoken verse
Before I stick on you a curse
You fill my heart with cheer
Now get my ******* beer
Your body floats just like a dove
But it's really your sister that I love
You made my world when you walked through my door
Now get the mop and clean the floor
A lovely word it is your name
Now go away, I'm playing a computer game
I see your picture on the wall
Hopping soon that it will fall
I miss you my love please come back
Though the smell of you gives me an asthma attack
Unto each good man a good dog
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Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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Baby, sweetie, you mean so much to me
Now get the hell out, I'm playing Doom 3
Your beauty's intense it breaks every law
Now be a good girl and lose the bra
Your nearness to me fullfills my greatest wish
Though you look like a monkey and smell like a fish
Such beauty you showed on my bed where you laid
Made me think of a bug and reach for the Raid
I kiss each footprint you leave on my floor
Now turn around wench, I'm kicking your *** out the door
A great story t'is your love the greatest ever told
Too bad you lost your looks and you're so freaking old
Unto each good man a good dog
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Nice.
Where'd you get em?
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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