Love/Hate rhymes

[Beirut]

I stroke you with gently spoken verse
Before I stick on you a curse

You fill my heart with cheer
Now get my ******* beer

Your body floats just like a dove
But it's really your sister that I love

You made my world when you walked through my door
Now get the mop and clean the floor

A lovely word it is your name
Now go away, I'm playing a computer game

I see your picture on the wall
Hopping soon that it will fall

I miss you my love please come back
Though the smell of you gives me an asthma attack

[edyzmedieval]

You made my world when you walked through my door
Now get the mop and clean the floor

A lovely word it is your name
Now go away, I'm playing a computer game

[Beirut]

Baby, sweetie, you mean so much to me
Now get the hell out, I'm playing Doom 3

Your beauty's intense it breaks every law
Now be a good girl and lose the bra

Your nearness to me fullfills my greatest wish
Though you look like a monkey and smell like a fish

Such beauty you showed on my bed where you laid
Made me think of a bug and reach for the Raid

I kiss each footprint you leave on my floor
Now turn around wench, I'm kicking your *** out the door

A great story t'is your love the greatest ever told
Too bad you lost your looks and you're so freaking old

[edyzmedieval]

Nice.

Where'd you get em?

[Scurvy]

brilliant :D

[Beirut]

Nice.

Where'd you get em?

Just made 'em up.

[edyzmedieval]

Make more please.

[Avicenna]

Quebecans must have a funny accent, if 'law' rhymes with 'bra'

Great ones, by the way, Beirut and Sasaki.

EDIT: copyrighted*:

You're loving, intelligent, fun to boot,
Now get out, or feel the axe of Beirut!