Who the hell are you anyway? A compilation of Orgah summations.

[Vladimir]

You're quite right -- offensive sentence deleted. Now could you do me a favor and delete it from your quote? This is always a problem when folks go quoting a post they find offensive ...

I like it because I can usually find out what was offensive in the first place. Offensive humor is funny as long as it's equal opportunity offending.

[Divinus Arma]

unfortunately i feel my profile and my political leanings are oversimplified...

make a reccomendation.

[Strike For The South]

My last physical puts me at 5'11. Boots added 2 inches apprently.

[Lemur]

Strike! And all this time I thought you were a big guy! Hmm, or maybe you really are wearing big moon boots, like the ones Kiss wears onstage ...

[Duke Malcolm]

Almost 3 years and still overlooked...
Nonetheless...

My ex-neighbour's pet dog is Spartacus.

[Devastatin Dave]

Love my description, thanks DA!!! Could you add that I'm one of the most banned and demoted individuals in the Org. I wear that badge of honor like the canker sores on a hookers... Well you get the idea.

[Vladimir]

Love my description, thanks DA!!! Could you add that I'm one of the most banned and demoted individuals in the Org. I wear that badge of honor like the canker sores on a hookers... Well you get the idea.

That's why I never kiss them on the mouth.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Louis VI the fat is in France. He is... uhm.. from france.

That's a tad short, but not innacurate.


There are dozens of high-profile posters missing still! It's most fun if others write about them, instead of they about themselves. I'll do one:


InsaneApache The arch-Englishman. Residing in Yorkshire, this former shopkeeper, grandfather, avid Times reader and master of delightfully bad puns is always a gentleman. Dislikes Bliar with a passion. His geat sense of humour helps him cope with the life-long misery of being a Bolton Wanderers fan.

[Reenk Roink]

Well, I got two to add.

Divinus Arma: eclectic; economic and Constitutional conservative (self-described); socially centrist/liberal; mystical view of God; does not like organized religion; army Marine man; if one overlooks the bad jokes and occasional drunken post, can be a very intelligent debater, making discussing politics more than just futile bandying of words (which is the case most of the time); views 'Gah' with slight contempt.

Alexanderofmacedon: Knight of Ni; young high schooler; liberal (self-described); not really feeling organized religion; thinks Texas is better than Michigan; best penis jokes ever at the Org ; view of 'Gah' unknown.

Can you please include the views of 'Gah' in each profile?

[Vladimir]

Well, I got two to add.

Divinus Arma: ... army man; ....

Gasp! Quick, change it quick!! Never call a Marine a soldier.

[edyzmedieval]

Edyzmedieval

Built in Bucharest, he's the bad boy of this city. A frequent Orgah, he spams a lot, has liberal and conservative views, is an avid Byzantine historian and likes RTW Modding. He stays out of the Backroom, because he flames up fast. He just wants Senior Membership, because his merits need to be considered.


EDIT - 6 years after, this made me laugh.

[InsaneApache]

hahaha nice on Louis.

Now let me see....I know I owe English assassin one for comparing me with Fred Trueman.

English assassin A former Tory councillor and current solicitor who lives and works in the great metropolis. A heavy metal fan who likes to ride motorbikes when not councilling or soliciting. A 'gulls' fan (Gillingham) with a healthy sense of humour and let's face it, you'd need it living in London and supporting Gillingham.

[Avicenna]

Well, I got two to add.

Divinus Arma: eclectic; economic and Constitutional conservative (self-described); socially centrist/liberal; mystical view of God; does not like organized religion; army Marine man; if one overlooks the bad jokes and occasional drunken post, can be a very intelligent debater, making discussing politics more than just futile bandying of words (which is the case most of the time); views 'Gah' with slight contempt.

Alexanderofmacedon: Knight of Ni; young high schooler; liberal (self-described); not really feeling organized religion; thinks Texas is better than Michigan; best penis jokes ever at the Org ; view of 'Gah' unknown.

Can you please include the views of 'Gah' in each profile?

[Lorenzo_H]

True, true.

You'll all have to wait for my unmasking until early next year, however, when my book on a medieval general's military campaigns comes out with Manchester U. Press. While I like to remain anonymous, I'll be forced to reveal my secret identity in a shameless attempt to sell more books.

Until then, I continue to use my superpowers to do good by day and fight the forces of evil by night.

Make me into a liberal...please.

[Tachikaze]

Tachikaze and his naughty hippie drum band.
http://www.gorogoro.info/diaspora/goro02c.htm

That's all you need to know. That, and I'm a fixture in the taco shops of San Diego.

[Idaho]

Apart from my penchant for illegal drugs, alcohol and gambling, I am a run of the mill family man with an office job.

[Vladimir]

Tachikaze and his naughty hippie drum band.
http://www.gorogoro.info/diaspora/goro02c.htm

That's all you need to know. That, and I'm a fixture in the taco shops of San Diego.

Awesome! Hippies are fun!

[Duke Malcolm]

Awesome! Hippies are fun!

Hippies are no such thing. Each hippy is just waiting to exploit you so it can steal your money, your identity, your life, then lock you in a basement and perform rituals in the style attributed to a French Marquis until you are finally dead. That mellow facade is a cover to lull you into a false sense of security, so you think "look, a hippy! Hee hee, let's go look at the hippy! Hippies are fun!". Then -- Bam!

[Rodion Romanovich]

Hippies are no such thing. Each hippy is just waiting to exploit you so it can steal your money, your identity, your life, then lock you in a basement and perform rituals in the style attributed to a French Marquis until you are finally dead. That mellow facade is a cover to lull you into a false sense of security, so you think "look, a hippy! Hee hee, let's go look at the hippy! Hippies are fun!". Then -- Bam!

Groovy

[Csargo]

Me I'm just a normal kid with a great love of music and other things I shouldn't say ;). I love long walks on the beach, cuddling, and girlie movies.

[Lemur]

I think perhaps the rule of this game should be that we describe others, since that is really more fun, both to give and receive. I'll take a swing at improving Strike's profile:

Strike for the South is an Org populist hero. Nobody can explain why, but he is beloved by all. A Texan with a strong love for preachers' daughters, and an inexplicable hatred for Ohio. Fond of football, weight lifting, the Marine Corps, and all things Texas. Suspected supporter of Southern seccession. Sometimes tempted by liberal thoughts, but he usually winds up back in the conservative embrace.

[Duke Malcolm]

Suspected supporter of Southern seccession.

I think it is Texan seccession...

[Csargo]

Lemur you forgot heavy alcohol consumption and it is Texas succession. Oh and no fat chicks.

And if I dont add myself no one will.

[Strike For The South]

I like to fish. Lemur Family man with wild ambitons for his little ones. Tech master with a flare for writing he moved from New York to cheese country. The man had a wild streak once but now he is a quiet family man who gives tid bits of life advice in an internet chatroom. He drives a beemer. He has allot of dogs. He is afriad the economy will fail and he is pretty socially libreal and he looks like a skinny patton oswalt.

DA He and my dad share one common charteristic. They get drunk and give me life advice.

[Tachikaze]

Hippies are no such thing. Each hippy is just waiting to exploit you so it can steal your money, your identity, your life, then lock you in a basement and perform rituals in the style attributed to a French Marquis until you are finally dead. That mellow facade is a cover to lull you into a false sense of security, so you think "look, a hippy! Hee hee, let's go look at the hippy! Hippies are fun!". Then -- Bam!

This is just a generalization. Some hippies don't have basements.

[Tachikaze]

I think perhaps the rule of this game should be that we describe others, since that is really more fun, both to give and receive.

I agree, but I was ignored, in spite of the decades I've been here.

I started to wrote something about Idaho (Exeter, maternity ward exploits, politics, etc.) but it felt weird to categorize and label another person.

I could have a crack at Redleg, though.

[edyzmedieval]

LeftEyeNine Muslim hippie, with a big passion for Japanese women, a big music addict and freak. He likes to party and hang out with friends. Wants to be part of Al Qaeda soon, to take Osama's position and to sell camels. Al Qaeda Camel Rent will soon buy General Motors and Ford Motor Company because of high number of sales.

[Blodrast]

DA, since you're mentioning Rory20uk, you should really put in _some_ description of him...

[Reverend Joe]

Divinus- not bad. However, I am equally inspired by all of Nikos Kazantzakis's books; in fact, I have pretty much adopted his religious theories as my own religion. Henry Miller, too- he's another inspiration.

And you forgot to label me as a Hippie. Definitely a Hippie. NOT a Yippie.

What's the difference, you may ask? Simple:

Hippies are easygoing, mellow individuals, commonly philosophical in nature, who may be political extremists, but they don't let that interfere to any real extent in their lives, which are commonly filled with profuse drug use, especially in the psychedelic realm.

Yippies are angry, judgemental individuals who cannot see from any side but theirs, who are dominated by their political ideologies (which are usually qiute petty and ridiculous in the grand scheme), they take far less drugs (generally just pot- they may smoke a lot of this to retain a shallow layer of mellowness), and they are not at all philosophical, except to the extent that they may steal some lines out of a few old books to prove one fo their petty points. They are impossible to get along with, especially for the Hippies. I hate them so much; they give a horrible name to the hippies that are still around.

[Duke Malcolm]

This is just a generalization. Some hippies don't have basements.

I know, some have to use their attics or garages. But these are the unfortunate hippies, the people who copy the "cool kids" who do it, the general hangers-on.