I think perhaps the rule of this game should be that we describe others, since that is really more fun, both to give and receive. I'll take a swing at improving Strike's profile:

Strike for the South is an Org populist hero. Nobody can explain why, but he is beloved by all. A Texan with a strong love for preachers' daughters, and an inexplicable hatred for Ohio. Fond of football, weight lifting, the Marine Corps, and all things Texas. Suspected supporter of Southern seccession. Sometimes tempted by liberal thoughts, but he usually winds up back in the conservative embrace.