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    Long live Fox !

    What mom thought was just a game is actually a very sophisticated piece of electronics that a clever kid can use to capture pornographic images out of thin air. In the school's library, Jeff was eager to show his friends his new Sony Play Station Portable, or PSP. On a dare, Jeff showed his pals how the PSP could magically display images of naked women.
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    Default Re: Pulling porn out of thin air !

    Smart kid.



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    Wait a minute, how old was this kid?
    #Hillary4prism

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    Default Re: Pulling porn out of thin air !

    How can I contact him?

    ..err...I mean...


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    That article reads like it was written by a kid.

    No offense, but there is a certain level of grammatical and compositional proficiency required even in basic journalism.

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    if there is porn....there is a way!
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    I like this bit
    But David Walsh of the National Institute on Media and the Family, says game makers have a responsibility too. They should let parents know that their product could give a kid easy access to pornography.
    They should put a warning sticker up

    warningFree Porn!!!!!!!
    and watch sales skyrocket.

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    Default Re: Pulling porn out of thin air !

    Does anybody know when this article is written, I've known this was possible since September of 2005. Not that I've taken advantage of it, but I do know people who bought PSPs so they could download porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba
    That article reads like it was written by a kid.

    No offense, but there is a certain level of grammatical and compositional proficiency required even in basic journalism.
    I agree. This article makes me too mad to try to decipher it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba
    That article reads like it was written by a kid.

    No offense, but there is a certain level of grammatical and compositional proficiency required even in basic journalism.

    Mabye Doc_Bean wrote it

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    My God! How low does Fox get with quality?

    I mean, how does this draft gets past the editors unpolished?

    Now, to the article: old news. I know people who have been doing that for quite a long time; I, of course, does not take advantage of it. First because I don't have a PSP, and second because looking at porn at school is not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fox
    Last month a 14-year old boy in Bismark, North Dakota got caught bringing porn into school on his PSP. The local authorities decided to make an example of the boy and charged him with a felony.
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    I couldn't be bothered reading the whole article, it is rather bad.
    But I think it is worrying that they can readily access any wireless network...
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    Default Re: Pulling porn out of thin air !

    Quote Originally Posted by BHCWarman88
    Mabye Doc_Bean wrote it
    What ??? Is my English that bad ?

    Besides, i would't call wi-fi magic or refer to the PSP as a game...

    EDIT: and I posted this article here in the frontroom to mock the bad journalism, the bad writing and the general cluelessness of the article. Not to have an in depth discussion on the morality of portable porn, then it would have gone into the backroom. Some of you people are taking this way too seriously...
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    Smart kid. I like him.

    FREE PORN AND NAKED WOMEN TO EVERYBODY WHO HAS A PSP!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fox
    Last month a 14-year old boy in Bismark, North Dakota got caught bringing porn into school on his PSP. The local authorities decided to make an example of the boy and charged him with a felony.
    Why? It's not like looking at porn is a horrific crime. If anything, it's perfectly healthy for teenage boys to look at porn. It's when a teenage boy isn't interested in porn that there is something wrong.
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    I agree teenagers should not be allowed to view teh pron on the internet.

    They should be made to go to a newsagents in a different part of town to where they live, pretend to be having a hard time deciding what chocolate bar to buy until all the other customers have left, and then snatch a magazine at random from the top shelf and pay for it without making eye contact with the shopkeeper, same as we had to.

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    Yea,Dumb Kiddie these days........ :-) :-)
    I'm glad I'm not one of them..

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    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
    I agree teenagers should not be allowed to view teh pron on the internet.

    They should be made to go to a newsagents in a different part of town to where they live, pretend to be having a hard time deciding what chocolate bar to buy until all the other customers have left, and then snatch a magazine at random from the top shelf and pay for it without making eye contact with the shopkeeper, same as we had to.

    Kids today, don't know they are born.
    Seriously, that doesn't weigh up to your dad discovering your porn stash...
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc_bean
    Seriously, that doesn't weigh up to your dad discovering your porn stash...
    They had that back in English Assassin's day too... It's not new...
    And with the Interweb, one does not have a pornographic stash of magazines ans such, just a dubious hard drive and a severely ill-working computer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc_bean
    Seriously, that doesn't weigh up to your dad discovering your porn stash...
    This too is arse about face. In my day any responsible father ensured his porn stash was "hidden" somewhere where his teenage son could readily find it, thus setting the lad off on the right path.

    Either that or my dad imagined magazines became invisible when they are placed face down next to the bed.
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    no his dad discovered his not the other way around

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Malcolm
    They had that back in English Assassin's day too... It's not new...
    And with the Interweb, one does not have a pornographic stash of magazines ans such, just a dubious hard drive and a severely ill-working computer...
    Okay, but back in the day, he wouldn't have made a friggin' copy of it.....
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    who doesn't have porn on his PSP? Why don't I have a psp? Ohw yeah I have a 200GB HD! Don't you just love modern technology?

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    I have a 20GB HD and no PSP... No...
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    Definitely fits into the *yawn* category. As well as those people that can't differentiate a cable news channel from a local broadcast show.


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    I had it rough as a kid, when I got ahold of a magazine my dad would steal it from me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    Definitely fits into the *yawn* category. As well as those people that can't differentiate a cable news channel from a local broadcast show.
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    Hey, a guy will see at least a porn pic before 16 years even if he does want or not.

    For example, I see tons of porn magazines which are not covered, so I get to see everything.
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    ofcourse you didn't want to see them. ofcourse they were not covered. ofcourse.

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