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    welcome to TODAY. I hope we can be of service. here you can ask or give advice to fellow youngsters about dating the other or the same sex.

    thank you for flying TODAY airlines to reach our TODAY island.
    Last edited by The Stranger; 05-08-2006 at 19:38.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger
    here you can ask or give advice to fellow youngsters about dating the other sexe
    Or the same sex. Let's not discriminate.

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    ofcourse. im sorry. post is edited

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    A more proper thread title would be: 'Could someone provide me with dating tips?'.

    C`mon dude....
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    whahhaha you caught me :D

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    God has trouble with dating?
    Just borrow someones rib.

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    My problem isn't befriending a woman. It's having that relationship to last at least a month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cha
    My problem isn't befriending a woman. It's having that relationship to last at least a month.
    Mine involves circumventing the problem that they all think that I am clinically insane (after they get to know me.) Well, so what if I can "see" and "feel" music, think that Hendrix was the messiah, and follow my own religion?! I'm a nice guy! Really!

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    asking a bunch of gamers on how to get the ladies, great idea! Well, i would say sports definatley help with getting girls to notice and like you, especially if you are good at sports.
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    Surely someone would know how the same sex acts and therefore knows how to deal with them?

    It's the females that are harder to understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba
    Mine involves circumventing the problem that they all think that I am clinically insane (after they get to know me.) Well, so what if I can "see" and "feel" music, think that Hendrix was the messiah, and follow my own religion?! I'm a nice guy! Really!

    And they said D-lysergic acid diethylamide was dead just because they reduced the dosages...
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    getting a girl isn't extremely difficult. Its mostly about the approach, the way you want to be seen, which for most of them is that you need to exude confidence. Asking questions, and answering her questions (honestly but not in great detail). Things like having a lot of money or being excessively handsome are bonus points but not necessary. When I met my girlfriend I was driving my friend's 1996 Ford Taurus, I hadn't shaved in a good month and a half and I was starting to take a rather grungy appearance, and yet she still (surprisingly even to this day) saw something in me that she liked.

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    The best advice when dating youths: don't get caught. Best is to lock them up in the basement with a hometrainer and an ultraviolet device untill they reach the proper age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    The best advice when dating youths: don't get caught. Best is to lock them up in the basement with a hometrainer and an ultraviolet device untill they reach the proper age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    The best advice when dating youths: don't get caught. Best is to lock them up in the basement with a hometrainer and an ultraviolet device untill they reach the proper age.
    Lol, are you speaking from a parent's perspective or a youth's perspective. I hope you are speaking from a parent's.


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    They're just jealous because they're too old for this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettkicker19
    I hope you are speaking from a parent's.
    My daddy was never that nice to me, geez, and then they say I have issues

    oh teh humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    My daddy was never that nice to me, geez, and then they say I have issues

    oh teh humanity.
    lol. and what do you mean craterus, who is too old?


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    My brother,

    Are you sure Abokasee hasn't penetrated your head?
    Hilarious thread. Date the same sex? Be serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus
    Or the same sex. Let's not discriminate.
    You really have to change your user title to "Unsung Hero of Homosexuals" now mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettkicker19
    Lol, are you speaking from a parent's perspective or a youth's perspective. I hope you are speaking from a parent's.
    Knowing how crazy the Dutch are, Frag's probably speaking from experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cha
    My problem isn't befriending a woman. It's having that relationship to last at least a month.
    That's bad. You should be aiming for three months. That's the optimum for a relationship IMO, then it's time to ship-out and find another harbour brother!

    Like the guy said, confidence and being able to talk to her as though not to an alien. But, it seems as though you already hit first base then strike out before the month. Got any clues for the agony aunts of the .org?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divine Wind
    You really have to change your user title to "Unsung Hero of Homosexuals" now mate
    Done!

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    Well, I think I only have one tip.

    Don't get involved with girls.

    EDIT: with
    Last edited by Alexanderofmacedon; 05-10-2006 at 04:18.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexanderofmacedon
    Well, I think I only have one tip.

    Don't get involved in girls.
    Of course not. That's not until date 3.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexanderofmacedon
    Well, I think I only have one tip.

    Don't get involved in girls.
    Spoken like a true gamer nerd.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bettkicker19
    Spoken like a true gamer nerd.
    Not really. He was saying girls are more trouble then they are worth. That has some truth to it.



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    When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman? From the beginning all men by nature were created alike, and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men. For if God would have had any bondsmen from the beginning, he would have appointed who should be bound, and who free. And therefore I exhort you to consider that now the time is come, appointed to us by God, in which ye may (if ye will) cast off the yoke of bondage, and recover liberty. - John Ball

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice
    Not really. He was saying girls are more trouble then they are worth. That has some truth to it.
    I disagree, girls are definately worth all the trouble.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bettkicker19
    I disagree, girls are definately worth all the trouble.
    Fair enough. I just meant it isn't fair to call someone a gamer nerd just because they think like that.



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