Tips for yankees moving south

[Strike For The South]

http://www.qsl.net/w5www/tips.html I know some of yall plan to move down here so take this advice and heed it

[Major Robert Dump]

Haha I liked this one:

19. Northerners can be identified by the spit on the inside of their car's windshield that comes from yelling at other drivers

[Gregoshi]

Pretty funny SFTS.

Actually, #21 about the forecast for snow applies to the Philadelphia area too. Everyone heads to the grocery store to stock up for being snowed in for a month. It amazes me how many people I see pushing carts loaded with primarily three things: toilet paper, Doritos and gallons upon gallons of milk. It ticks me off when snow is predicted for a Saturday as I usually do my food shopping on Fridays and it seems half the stuff I normally get are gone. Apparently, once all the toilet paper, Doritos and milk are cleared from the shelves, people have to buy something to survive the End of Civilization that snow showers are.

[Avicenna]

17. If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" stay out of his way. These are likely the last words he will ever say.

[mercian billman]

That's pretty funny stuff, unfortunately my only experience of the south was the 2 months I spent at Chesapeake Virginia, in the middle of winter.

[The Black Ship]

24. Florida is not considered a southern state. There are far more Yankees than Southerners living there.

Yankees? I thought they were from Ontario?