I Am Reaching Out, Hey You Watch Out Behind You, Its An Axe

[The Stranger]

AHA

i found the missing link. the link to everybody's life. the MATRIX

i scrolled around in the member area and i found this:!!!!!
not for the faint-hearted

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Noobmaster 01-12-2005
Leonin Khan 01-12-2005
JAG 01-12-2005
Craterus 01-12-2005
Sun Glass 01-12-2005

NOW THAT!!! made me wonder if there was more. and yeah there was.I examined even more members and they were all the same person THE EMPEROR U I. it is all a conspiricy against the one and only man that isnt part of the system...and that man happens to be a very handsome parttime god who is revered to as THE STRANGER...also called Umeu

THIS EXPLAINS WHY I MISS EVERY OPEN SPAM THREAD

I know that everybody who reads this is part of the system. but those that want to step out of it must know that i am reaching out to you!!!!

i might have manipulated the evidence a bit, but hey its hot these days

[Kralizec]

If I were you, I'd have added Beirut to that list as well.

[The Stranger]

and why should I? I dont trust you...youre part of the SYSTEM. GET LOST!!!!!

[Ice]

Noobmaster 01-12-2005
Leonin Khan 01-12-2005
JAG 01-12-2005
Craterus 01-12-2005
Sun Glass 01-12-2002

Opps?

[Kralizec]

That's just part of the conspiracy...somehow

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

[The Stranger]

[Craterus]

Have you taken your pills today, honey?

[The Stranger]

Opps?

I have no idea of what you are talking about.