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    Default How to keep idiots entertained for hours.

    Just click the link!

    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...20#post1157120

    I love spam! This is a spam thread! Viva la Spam!
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    Default Re: How to keep idiots entertained for hours.

    Amazing! Every post in this thread gets duplicated in the linked thread! How did you do that!?
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    It's magic.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    I can hear the axe already. You guys better take advantage of this.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    +1

    GOD ive been longing to do that

    BTW I LOVE ALL OF YOU

    cant believe im a spam thread

    MOM DAD I LOVE YOU

    OH AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER SUCKS...LITERALLY

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    This is wonderful. Until my net disconnected...

    And what does your English teacher suck?
    It was not theirs to reason why,
    It was not theirs to make reply,
    It was theirs but to do or die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger
    +1

    GOD ive been longing to do that

    BTW I LOVE ALL OF YOU

    cant believe im a spam thread

    MOM DAD I LOVE YOU

    OH AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER SUCKS...LITERALLY
    You're English teacher sure does suck, you're using that hideous American word, 'Mom'. It's Mum, you fool!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Nope. In Lancashire it's Mam.

    +1
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    Nope. In Lancashire it's Mam.

    +1
    Well, generally all over the UK it's Mum.

    But Mom? I mean, come on. Just say it out loud. It sounds stupid, doesn't it?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Nope. In the Dundonian vernacular, it's Maw.
    Although to all folks it should be none of the above, and only "mother" and "father"...
    It was not theirs to reason why,
    It was not theirs to make reply,
    It was theirs but to do or die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Malcolm
    Nope. In the Dundonian vernacular, it's Maw.
    Although to all folks it should be none of the above, and only "mother" and "father"...
    You have a very good point there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    My first spam
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    I love you all thank you for including me
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    Default Re: How to keep idiots entertained for hours.

    There is no subliminal messaging in various posts throughout this thread.

    Harharhar.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Wow, I just discovered this is an endless chain of threads which look surprisingly similar.


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    +inf
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    Knock off the spam, you spamming spammers!



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    I see no spam. What spam? Where?

    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMANAMAM
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
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    Default Re: How to keep idiots entertained for hours.

    I don't get it

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    I don't get it either. But hey, what say you, Bartix?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    I like Spamm,I like Spamm,Spam taste Good,Spam Taste Good
    WHOOOOOOOOO
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    You know, closing a clever thread like this makes me feel clever by proxy. I thank you for that.
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