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  1. 06-02-2006, 03:07 #1
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    Default Re: Fun with birthday's

    I kissed a fork because I hate myself.

    Guess I didn't think of smoking with Chuck Norris. Oh well.

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    I kissed a spoon because I keep it Gangsta ...

    What an odd combination.
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    I cried with my crush because I hate myself.
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    I danced with a mexican cuz I wanted to.

    As the mexican lady was hot, this makes sence.
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    What are the chances:

    I kissed my true love because im sexy and i do what i want.
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    I cried for a squirrel because I hate myself.
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    I cried for my neighbor because i cant control myself....

    er...ok...
    When I was a child
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    Out of the corner of my eye.
    I turned to look but it was gone
    I cannot put my finger on it now
    The child is grown,
    The dream is gone.
    I have become comfortably numb...
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    I danced with a monkey because I keep it gangsta! Right...

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