How many times...

[King Henry V]

I voted more than five, but I guess I should have said once. On many occasions I have been pleasantly tipsy after a few glasses of wine, but in those instance I can sober up in a split second.
There was only one time when I was seriously as nissed as a pewt. I invented a cocktail called the COMP which goes as follows:
The C.O.M.P:
Take one pint/liter/anysize glass you want.
Fill two thirds (or three quarters if you prefer) of the glass with orange juice.
Fill the other third with one part pineapple rum, one part mago rum, and one part cherry brandy.
Works well with any other fruit schnapps/brandy/alcohol you have at hand.

It was so easy to drink, so after about half an hour I couldn't walk in a straight line and kept falling off my chair. Great fun, though.

This thread has inspired me to have a drink, and now after a short tumbler filled with rum and ice tea, I am feeling pleasantly....relaxed.
Oh, and i am also making cheval bourguignon tonight, so I will have half a bottle of wine to use up! And after that, I think I may proceed onto the port!