New forum game "Mafia" [Concluded]

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Peasant Phil does seem all too innocuous.

[discovery1]

Ice Ice Ice!!!!!!! Kill Ice Kill Him!!!!

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Lehesu

Soy has no room in our peaceful town. To the chair, guilty or not.

[littlelostboy]

Its Shadows!

[Crazed Rabbit]

Lehesu

Soy has no room in our peaceful town. To the chair, guilty or not.

Man, that made me actually laugh. Thanks.

And, I agree. Lehesu!

Crazed Rabbit

[Lehesu]

You will all rue the day you cross soy! And if I must die to feed the flames of mass hysteria and McCarthy-esque bullying, so be it. My Life for Kikkoman!

[Kagemusha]

I think its Peasant Phill.To the Chair i say.

[Divine Wind]

Lehesu for the memories of the Kikkoman thread!

[Peasant Phill]

I didn't do anything (tries to hide his pitchfork wich oddly enough has a scope on it). What did I ever do to you villagers, apart from that attempt at ritual slaughter. I'm a follower of the beast not some puppet of an Italian who tries to get a grasp of the English grammar.

In the words used on this site for such situations:
"Gah"

P.S. I vote Shadows again.

P.S.2 I would prefer death by ritual gutting by the high priestess of the cult of the black widows if it's possible. I believe I would enjoy it more than to ride the lightning.

bloodlustingly yours
Peasant, Azazels servant, Phill

[naut]

Shadows

[Craterus]

For a former spammer, Craterus is a bit too quiet on this thread for my liking...

Just enjoying the ride, really like the idea for this thread. Never seen it before.

Also trying to avoid the attention of the mob AND the bloodthirsty villagers

This time, I'll vote for Uesugi Kenshin.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Committed seppuku:
Mithrandir

i wonder why he commited seppuku?

[Dutch_guy]

i wonder why he commited seppuku?

Doesn't matter, he is dead you know...

...or is he ?!

I want the Truth !

[GeneralHankerchief]

I'm assuming did it because he was a mod and only wanted to play if he could be a mafioso. Mith probably figured that he would be quickly targeted if he was a normal villager.

I'll give it a couple more hours of voting before it's closed.

[Mithrandir]

Doesn't matter, he is dead you know...

...or is he ?!

I want the Truth !

the plot thickens...




.

You forget that I am Mithrandir, the immortal Wizard from MiddleEarth...

[Craterus]

I forgot the FreakShow was in the village this week.

[Ice]

Ice Ice Ice!!!!!!! Kill Ice Kill Him!!!!

That's not cool man!!!

Kill Disco.

(sorry im out of town right now, so net access is limited)

[John86]

Hiji, back from the dead as a zombie, runs frantically through the village moaning "Kenshin." Fortunatly for the town, they were already all skilled in the art of zombie defense. A quick headshot from Ice solved the problem.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Sunset.

"Gentlemen," Chief of Police Beirut said to the angry crowd, "It appears we have a TIE vote between Peasant Phil and Lehesu. As Chief of Police, I have no precedent for what to do in these cases. I look to you for advice."

"KILL 'EM BOTH!" somebody shouted. The crowd roared in agreement. Phil and Lehesu looked at each other nervously. Before they knew it they were scooped up and dragged to the electric chair. The crowd seemed to have a bloodlust coming over them. They were screaming for electrocution for both.

"Wait!" somebody in the crowd cried out. "Is this really what we want to do?" The crowd fell silent.

"This is the Frontroom! The Kingdom of Peace and Love! Are the mafia really hurting us so much that we have forsaken all that is dear to us?"

"He's right," the Chief of Police said. "However, justice still must be served. Therefore, I am ordering a re-vote! At this time tomorrow, only one person will be executed!"

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The rules of the re-vote are this:

You can only vote for Peasant Phil or Lehesu in this round. All votes from the previous round are wiped away. Thus, Craterus, Bar Kochba, Ice, Shadows (again), and Uesugi Kenshin are safe.

Vote tally for previous round:

Peasant Phil: 4
Lehesu: 4
Shadows: 3
Craterus, Bar Kochba, Ice, Uesugi Kenshin: 1 each.

I'll probably end voting this time tomorrow. In the meantime, I have a math final to study for, so I probably won't be on for about 18 hours or so.

[Lehesu]

Uh, I vote for Peasant Phil. No harsh feelings bro, but I gotta look out for number one. The Kikkoman Empire will find it hard to go along without me.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Lehesu.

[Shadows]

How indignant I feel right now. To be twice suspected and twice proved inocent by the mob. Obviously it is Peasant Phil, who is the Mafioso we are so desperatly hunting.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Uh, I vote for Peasant Phil. No harsh feelings bro, but I gotta look out for number one. The Kikkoman Empire will find it hard to go along without me.

its you then!

[Divine Wind]

I'll go with my initial vote, and that was for Lehesu.

Down with the Kikkoman Empire!

[Zalmoxis]

It was Peasant Phil, because I ant this vote to drag out.

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Peasant Phil.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Lehesu!

Down with the evil King of Soy!

Crazed Rabbit

[Lehesu]

You would think a Mafioso could come up with a better front than a Soy Sauce Emporium. If that isn't the case, and I am, indeed, without my knowing, a mafioso, than I would have to rank up there as one of the worst mafioso's in history, on par with that idiot Fredo.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Actually, you posted such a funny final send off
( You will all rue the day you cross soy! And if I must die to feed the flames of mass hysteria and McCarthy-esque bullying, so be it. My Life for Kikkoman! )
that I want to sig it, and I couldn't very well do that if you survived the mob.

Though, I will retract my vote for Lehesu and vote for 'Kill 'em both!'

Crazed Rabbit

[discovery1]

Lehesu. Kill the servent of Kikkoman.